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In MegaTokyo? {In the Flesh?}

So ya thought ya might like to go to Tokyo.
To experience a new culture that anime glow.
Tell me did you forget something, gaijin?
Please don't say that you don't have a passport.
If you wanna find out what's beyond these long lines
You'll just have to fight your way past our Junpei.
The Temp Agent {The Thin Ice}

Piro has a conscience,
So Largo needs one too.
The job may look easy to you
To look after this loon.
But o~oh temp, o~oh little dude,
O~oh temp.

If you should strap into
The wings of a conscience agent
Traipsing around with the red-haired gaijin
Of a million zombie dreams
Don't be surprised when a cop of the plights
Tosses his arse in jail.
You slip back to the States and beg for your job
With your ph34r flowing out behind you
As you watch the red-head.
Another Fan in Tokyo Part 1 {Another Brick in the Wall Part 1}

My friend's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a Sony doll.
She told him to chase after his true love.
Buddy what else did you leave for us?
Buddy, what'd'ja leave behind for us!
Don't you know you were just a fan in Tokyo?
Don't you know we're all just fans in Tokyo?
The Best Show {The Happiest Days of our Lives}

When we listen to the Mumu
There are always certain guests who
Tease us fanboys in any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon all of our LANs,
And talking 'bout every moron
No matter if he represents us fans
But on that show, just last weekend
When they went on the air, oh how
Our dearest seiyuu could thrash them
To the verge of seppuku!
Another Fan in Tokyo Part 2 {Another Brick in the Wall Part 2}

We don't need no fanboy bashing
We dont need no fan abuse
No dark sarcasm on radio.
Mumu leave them fans alone.
Hey! Mumu! Leave them fans alone!
Don't you know he's just another fan in Tokyo?
Don't you know you're just another fan in Tokyo?

We don't need no fanboy bashing
We dont need no fan abuse
No dark sarcasm on radio.
Mumu leave us fans alone.
Hey! Mumu! Leave us fans alone!
Don't you know we're just another fan in Tokyo?
Don't you know you're just another fan in Tokyo?

"She's an angel! It'll make her happy!" "Did you see that upskirt?"
"Kimiko-san? Hello?" "I can empty this store in three minutes..."
Sensei {Mother}

Sensei do you think they'll ownzor me?
Sensei do you think we'll have to flee?
Sensei do you think they'll let us all break free?
Sensei can we save Tokyo?
Sensei should I play in the arcade?
Sensei should I trust the PTA?
Sensei will the fans give us a Vagrant mind?
O~ah, is it just a waste of time?

Hush now classroom, classroom, don't you whine.
Sensei's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Sensei's gonna put all of his ph34r into you.
Sensei's gonna keep you right here under his wing.
He'll help you to pwn, but the process might sting.
Sensei will make his class baddass and l33t.
O~oh classroom, o~oh classroom, o~oh classroom,
Of course this'll help save Tokyo.

Sensei do you think she's too dressed-up - for us?
Sensei do you think she's dangerous - to us?
Sensei will she tear your wimpy friend apart?
Sensei will she eat my heart?

Hush now classroom, classroom don't you whine.
Sensei's gonna check out all your consoles for you.
Sensei won't let anything Windows get through.
Sensei's gonna train you until you can learn.
Sensei will always say what weapons to earn.
Sensei's gonna help classroom's health bar stay green.
O~oh classroom, o~oh classroom, o~oh classroom,
You'll always be newbies to me.

Sensei did you need to be so drunk?
Goodbye Rodney {Goodbye Blue Sky}

"Moderator, he's beating a dead horse in the filk."

D-d-did you see the gamer jokes?
D-d-did you hear the Largo rants?
Did you ever wonder why we had to watch the whining when the
Promise of a deep story unfurled throughout a Piro script?
D-d-did you see the gamer jokes?
D-d-did you hear the Largo rants?
The flames are still here, as the n00bs linger on.
Goodbye, Rodney, goodbye, Rodney.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Empty Panels {Empty Spaces}

".tuo gnihton gnivael m'I"

What shall I use to write the empty panels
Whining used to fill?
Could I replace my dead-day paces?
I can't stop this spinal chill...
Emergency Art Days {Young Lust}

I am just a Shirt Guy, bringer of eybleach.
Have you seen the artist?
Who's gonna write this Shirt Guy's speech?
O~oh, I need a Shirt Guy comic.
O~oh, I need a stick figure.

Will some poster on this Mega-board
Save me from this fanboy horde?
No analysis, Refugee - no, just script debris.
O~oh, I need a Shirt Guy comic.
O~oh, I need a stick figure.
Another View of Yuki (Reprise) {One of My Turns}

Day after day, love turns grey
Like the eyes of your Kotone.
Night after night, my fantasies still ignite
I always remind you, but
You never have time, and
I don't expect lessons any more;
And I can feel you came to see the Idol.
I feel cold as sketched sad girls,
Like my soul's been unfurled,
Dry as Largo's beer bottle.

Here in my bedroom,
I'll use my worthless art supplies
They'll be my bowie knife.
It's just a headcold,
This is just a passing phase,
It's the teenage days.
Would you like to watch T.V.?
Or keep up your retreat?
Or contemplate the superhighway?
Does your friend still feel so leet?
Would you like to learn to draw? Would'ya?
Do you just like to watch me fall?
Did you know my dad's a cop?
Do you want the whining stopped?
Why won't you give my lesson?
You'll Teach Me Now {Don't Leave Me Now}

Se~ensei, you'll teach me now.
Don't say that you haven't got time.
Remember the cancelled lessons?
I will learn, sir, if you will act like
You just gave a flip. Se~ensei -
You'll teach me now. What was my name?
It's not hard to remember -
Will you teach me to draw with your expressions?
Se~nsei - why is she crying that way?
Making a scene. She's faking, sir.
Why are you calling again?
Se~ensei...
Another Fan in Tokyo Part 3 {Another Brick in the Wall Part 3}

I don't need no friends around me
And I don't need no fans to stalk me.
I am tired of this "Idoru" glow.
I'm sick of acting in anime.
Yes! Just fuck the fanboys of anime!
Don't you know they were all just fans in Tokyo?
Don't you know you were all just fans in Tokyo?

Hidoi, Idol {Goodby Cruel World}

Hidoi, idol,
You left us in the snow,
Hidoi, hidoi, hidoi.
Hidoi, my dear seiyuu,
Why is it you can't stay
To at least sign my book? Hidoi.

{END DISC ONE}
Hey Boo (Reprise) {Hey You}

Hey Boo, with your strap-on wings
Just a conscience-agent thing,
Have you got it?
Hey Boo, helping with Largo
Keep him from b33r and that porno.
Have you got it?
Hey Boo, help him to find the arcade light
Don't give up without a fight.
Hey Boo, fighting Gameru
Never knowing why you drew,
Would you help me?
Hey Boo, trying to type with your paws
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you help me?
Hey Boo, would you help teach the lesson?
After this class, they'll surely pwn.

Or is he only fantasy?
The filks ignore him, as you can see.
No matter how he tried, he could not be l33t
As fans call him "conscience insect".

Hey you, rhyming with Pink Floyd
Always filling up the void,
Can you l33t me?
Hey you, reading MegaTokyo,
Drawing fanart in the snow,
Can you l33t me?
Hey you, don't leave me outside all alone,
Together we stand, divided we're pwned.


So Does Anybody Like Me? {Is There Anybody Out There?}

So does anybody like me? So does anybody like me?
So does anybody like me? So does anybody like me?
Inventory Analysis {Nobody Home}

"It's going great!" "STFU!!!11!1!!..."

I've got a little hard drive with my pr0n in,
Got a box with my cereal and beer in,
When I'm a good boy Spanky'll throw an av in.
We got a Sony Doll keeping my pants on.
Got those blistered thumb blues.
Got thirteen channels of n00bs in the chatrooms to choose from.
I feel my senses chill, and I've got r0ck1n' skillz,
I've got amazing powers of observation -
And that is how I know when I try to get through
To the worshippers of you - there'll be nobody home.

I've got the obligatory Carmack codes,
And the inevitable save-point loads,
Scattered throughout this crazy Japanese town.
I've got a classroom full of students,
I've got a Hello Kitty wristwatch.
I've got old Famicoms to prop up my skillz a notch.
I've got wild staring eyes
And I've got a strong urge to fly,
But I got nowhere to fly to.
O~oh, newb, when I browse through their boards

"roflroflrofl..."

There's still nobody home.
We've got a pair of Tiger games - are we really this l4m3?
Muffins {Vera}

Has anybody in here seen my muffin cart?
Remember all my treats so
Dear to children's hearts those holidays?
Muffins! Muffins!
What's happened to that loon?
Does anybody else in here
Ph34r the way I do?
A Critic's Demand {Bring the Boys Back Home}

Give Largo real life! Give Largo real life!
Don't leave him with his fantasies - no! No!
Give Largo real life!
Forever Niho {Comfortably Numb}

Allo? Could that really be Largo?
What's he doing on Honshu?
Will he carry on the game?
Play with me,
I see you're far from home,
You've come across the sea
Can't you see that I'm lonely?
Sensei, we'll need to do some sparring first.
Just some little games -
Are you ready for the worst?
What is this pain that I am feeling?
I'm beat by gamers across the ocean,
Can I really play both games at once?
My friend cries, but I know it's only programmed.
When I played necro I had a power,
My tricks crashed all the servers.
Now I've pulled that hacking once again,
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not what I want -
I'm doomed to go forever Niho.

Largo, can you feel my heartbeat?
There'll be no more a~ah!
But are you really all that leet?
Will you shut up
With your make-believe vampires, now,
So you don't care about your games -
Is Tokyo really saved?
What is this pain that I am feeling?
I'm beat by gamers across the ocean,
Can I really play both games at once?
My friend cries, but I know it's only programmed.
When I was necro I tricked some passing friends
I challenged you but I was owned,
I could only crash some servers.
My only friend's an accessory,
The game has changed, the tricks don't help.
I'm doomed to go forever Niho.
The Filk Must Go On {The Show Must Go On}

Oh, Quinn, oh, smurd,
Must the filk go on?
Oh, smurd. Close the tab!
Oh, Quinn. Take a stab!
There must be some mistake -
How many syllables are there in Tokyo?
This line's too long, does it still rhyme?
Oh, Quinn, oh, smurd,
Isn't this filk too long?
Oh, Quinn, oh, smurd,
Will I just butcher the songs?
The filk must go on.
In MegaTokyo {In the Flesh}

So ya thought ya might like to go to Tokyo.
To meet the fans in the forums, where the fanart grows.
I've got some bad news for you newbie,
Char isn't well, the mods' pc's are shot to hell
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand.

Are there any n00bs in the Discussion tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
You in the MDT, won't you listen to me?
Get him up against the wall!
There's some bad fanart! And that one writes l33t!
Now what other crap will these newbies discrete?
There's one posting loli, and another just spammed!
If I had my way I'd have all of you banned!
Types: Filk, Ping, Humor
Red Earblades {Run Like Hell}

Run, Run, Run...
You'd better get yourself out of
Your crossplayer's disguise.
With your schoolgirl's skirt and your girlified eyes.
With mischievous smiles
And your skillz so leet.
Feel the bile rising from your guilty past.
With your nerves in tatters
When the arcade shatters
And the broomstick batters
Down the door - you'd better run!

Run, Run, Run...
You better run all day and run all night,
And keep your dirty fanfics deep inside.
If you're planning to hack her drives tonight
You'd better watch the shade of her ear-light.
'Cause if she wakes up in the attic
While you pick her locks,
She's gonna hand you back to Piro
In a bento box - you'd better run!
Waiting for the Dead {Waiting for the Worms}

O~oh, you cannot pwn me now
O~oh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, zombies, it's over; time to fry.
Sitting in an attic here in Tokyo
Waiting for the dead to come.
A perfect plan is forming here in Tokyo
Waiting for the dead to come.

"Is it wrong to learn the skillz that..."

Waiting to ownzor the zombies.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to roxxor the dead.
Waiting to load up a rocket.
Waiting to vanquish the vampires.
Waiting to haxxor their Windows
And addle their brainz.
Waiting for the Great Teacher Largo
To strengthen our skillz.
Waiting to roxxor the dead.
Waiting to close up the portals
And fire our crossbows.
Waiting for the trolls and the n00bs
And the spam and the foolz.
Waiting to roxxor the dead.
Would you like to see Nintendo
Rule again, young fan?
All you have to do is roxxor the dead.
Would you like to send our gaming gaijin
Home again, young fan?
All you need to do is roxxor the dead.

"I need you to reach down inside you for the skillz that make you..."
Stoppu! {Stop}

Stoppu!
Your tactics are lame,
Give me that credit card and leave the game.
You've been traipsing through this town
Seeking your own acclaim.
Have you been drunken all this time?
Piro's Dream {The Trial}

Good morning, Hayasaka.
Sera will plainly show
The otaku who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed with failed romance,
Failed romances due to an otaku nature;
This will not do. Call the leetmaster!

I always said those games were no good
For honing his l33tn355,
If he'd have listened to me I could
Have saved him from his fate!
But my hands were tied,
His l4m3r friend Tsubasa
Let him drool over the undead.
May I 0wnz0r him today?

Loser, e-bay'ed my bed set I'm a loser,
Only a fanboy.
They must have taken my shoujo away!
Loser, e-bay'ed his bed set he's a loser.

You little shit you're in it now,
I hope they reset your hard drive.
You should have played with me more often
Than you did - but no! You had to chase
Kimiko, have you reset any more dolls lately?
Left us in the Cave, your honor, her and me, alone.

Senseeeeeeiiiiii!
Come to Yuki sensei, can you share with
Me your art?
Y'know I only wanted him to fulfill my fantasies.
Why couldn't he ever teach me?
Hayasaka, let him give a lesson.

Loser, creeped out by Miho, I'm a loser,
User of Windows.
There must have been a save point in Tokyo
When I flew in!
Loser, creeped out by Miho, he's a loser.

This lamer who's playing the game is
Already in game over, there's no need for
The score to be rung up.
In all my years of acting
I have never read before
A script that's less deserving
Of the high score of four paws.
The way you fell and blundered,
Makes me stand in awe and wonder
How you even made it to the game!

"Yeah! 0wnz0r 'im!"

Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers.
Leave Tokyo!
Seraphim's Advice {Outside the Wall}

In arcades, or bedrooms,
The ones who really love you
Daydream in the schools of Tokyo.
Some on crusades,
And some cosplaying anime maids.
The programmed hearts and seiyuu
Might be played.
When they've felt like sad girls in snow
Some stagger below, and you know it's not easy
Being a character in MegaTokyo.

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