The Power of B33r

(To the tune of "The Power of Love", Huey Lewis and the News)

The power of b33r is a serious thing.
Makes a Piro still, keeps a Largo shooting.
Kimiko is a person to fear
'Cause she's been drinking --
That's the power of b33r!

Rougher than zombies
Smooth like cream
Lasts almost longer
Than a Largo dream
If you keep your head
Ooh, then you're all right
But power of b33r
Can make you drunk all night

CH:
And it takes some money
Takes a stein
Hope they take credit cards
Or I'm gonna whine
But if you are hurtin'
It can be cruel sometimes
But it might help your head clear --
That's the power of b33r.

First time you drink it
You might feel so l33t
Next time you drink it
Knocks you off your feet
But it's so sweet
Erika may find
Shines a light on
All of her friends' minds.

CH:

BRIDGE:
They say what said with wine is true
Do they have a clue?
And are you really dead?
There's much more to be said.
And if you know how to steer,
You'll bless the power of b33r.

CH:


Not a brilliant song, I'm afraid....