Types: Filk, Miho, Parody, Humor
Filking is therapeutic! I just had a really REALLY CRAPPY day at work yesterday. To my delight and relief, in wrapping that up, I find all these terrific filks on the MT boards, and in particular this one by Telliamed put the Beatles song in my head, so I essentially spent the night listening to it in my grey matter. If I ever want to finish my filk of Ben Jonson (please forgive me, -_Quinn), I have GOT to get this outta my head.

And anyway, when I have life-threatening days like that, I just want to lose myself in the contemplation of...

Lovely Miho to the tune of "Lovely Rita"

Lovely Miho
Evil maid
Lovely Miho
Evil maid

Lovely Miho,
Evil maid,
Beautiful deadly nightshade:
When the dawn comes
She hides herself away...
Strolling through
The "Heart of Darkness",
That was how I met Her Highness,
Readin' incantations
from a honkin' black book.
Her dark eyes
were such a riddle,
And the studs
Around her middle
Made her so attractive
that I couldn't not look!
Lovely Miho,
Evil maid,
Sweetly sinister sister:
What will I face in my
pursuit of her?

Miho!
Our eyes met
And I was her knave,
Ever after I'd be her slave;
Told me she was hungry,
"Could we go for a stroll?"
She's dropping hints
Like they were breadcrumbs,
I took her arm
And so I played dumb:
Would I leave her waiting
just to rescue my soul?
NO!
Lovely Miho,
I'm waylaid,
I'll go nowhere without you:
Smile your smile and I'll
be there for you!

Lovely Miho
Evil maid
Lovely Miho
I'm waylaid
Lovely Miho
Evil maid
Lovely Miho
I'm waylaid

(Apologies to John Lennon and Paul McCartney; thanks to Draegos and Telliamed for the impetus)

Lovely Rita

Lovely Rita
Meter maid
Lovely Rita
Meter maid

Lovely Rita
Meter maid
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark
I turn your heart away
Standing by
A parking meter
When I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in a ticket
in a little white book
In her hat
She looked much older
And the bag
Across her shoulder
Make her look a little
like a milit'ry man
Lovely Rita
Meter maid
May i inquire discreetly
When are you free to take
some tea with me

Rita!
Took her out
I tried to win her
Had a laugh over dinner
Told her I would really
like to see her again
Dropped the check
And Rita paid it
Took her home
I nearly maid it
Sitting on the sofa
with a sister or two
Oh
Lovely Rita
Meter maid
Where would I be without you
Give us a wink and make
me think of you

Lovely Rita
Meter maid
Lovely Rita
Meter maid
Lovely Rita
Meter maid
Lovely Rita
Meter maid

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