Megablues {Tombstone Blues}

The Great Teacher Largo shot par for the course
His dark-ribboned student she's doing her worst
She's taken her minions from the back of a hearse
But Piro won't learn to fear with great ph34r
The ghost of Yokoi he hands down his code
To Nintendo fanboys who log into the node
Fixing a Famicom that never did load
While their Mario scores are getting cleared
Kimi's in the studio - she's a seiyuu
Largo's in the alley - he's lookin' for booze
I'm in the attic with the Megablues

The hysterical fan reading Penny-Arcade
Telling Fred which ones should get laid
Fred calls for the Shirt Guy, whose dream has been made
As he silences this faboyish hentai
Then the rescripters come and they push on good taste
You know they don't want any possible waste
Of plotlines that they could copy-and-paste
I wish we could blame Sabyr or WhiteKnight
Kimi's in the studio - she's a seiyuu
Largo's in the alley - he's lookin' for booze
I'm in the attic with the Megablues

Junpei the ninja he's schooling a fan
He says to his master, who's forming a plan
"Tell me, L33t M4573r, should we slaughter this lamb
"Or let him go stalking the idol?"
The L33t M4573r answers him while a processor fries
Saying, "D34th to all those who would turtle or whine!"
And holding a Wavebird he smiles real wide
Saying, "That doll's no plaything - it's homicidal!"
Kimi's in the studio - she's a seiyuu
Largo's in the alley - he's lookin' for booze
I'm in the attic with the Megablues

The doll of the Empire her best friend to save
Whacked boomsticks with her broomstick to make them behave
Tossed Sony spies through the window and 0wnz0red that knave
Then he ripped open a portal
Sega's agent with a rocket he blows through undead
With the Leetmaster Largo who's fearing no gib
But the lost bookbag has filled some with dread
As Ian looks under some mortars
Kimi's in the studio - she's a seiyuu
Largo's in the alley - he's lookin' for booze
I'm in the attic with the Megablues

The overclocking of processors new in the box
Proves that the student's skillz really do rock
While the cheaters who whine can fin'ly be knocked
Off of the Neverquest servers
Now I wish I could write Largo-san a new song
I've written these verses with the aid of a bong
I know that seemed random, but this filk is too long
All this wordplay makes me nervous
Kimi's in the studio - she's a seiyuu
Largo's in the alley - he's lookin' for booze
I'm on the forum with the Megablues

While Sonoda and Erika once confused their friendship
Some fanboys were feeling a bird had been flipped
The fanboys their idol they will not let slip
To a new job or to real life
Now I wish that art lesson would finally come
That could show my dear Yuki something of fun
That could teach her and show her off for a sum
So her in-comic face-time would be rife
Kimi's in the studio - she's a seiyuu
Largo's in the alley - he's lookin' for booze
I'm in the attic with the Megablues

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