Where Have All the Fanboys Gone?

Oh you get ready with your 5.7 camera
Why don't you go sit down in the shade?
Take shelter on the front porch
The dandelion sun scorched,
Would you like a glass of cold lemonade?

I will do a movie so you can get your thrills

Where is my joy & pain?
Where is my Piro-san?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the fanboys gone?

Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back to watch the waitresses
And I'll fix a little something to eat?
Oh I know your back hurts from working on the 'puter
How do you take your coffee my sweet?

I will have a concert so you can get your thrills

Where is my joy & pain?
Where is my Piro-san?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the fanboys gone?

I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't, but you don't even notice me
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes

You traded in your camera
When I had another game
And you took the job in Yamanashi
You made friends at the firm
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week

Where is my joy & pain?
Where is my Piro-san?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the fanboys gone?

I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer

Where is my otaku fan?
Where is his shining gun?
Where is my lonely stranger?
Where have all the fanboys gone?

Yippee aw, yippee yea
Yippee aw, yippee yea
Yippee aw, yippee yea


Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
Paula Cole

Oh you get me ready in your 57 Chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade?
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandelion sun scorched,
Would you like a glass of cold lemonade?

I will do the laundry if you pay all the bills

Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie song?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

Why don't you stay the evening
Kick back and watch the TV
And I'll fix a little something to eat?
Oh I know your back hurts from working on the tractor
How do you take your coffee my sweet?

I will raise the children if you pay all the bills

Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie song?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't, but you don't even notice me
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes

We finally sell the Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took the job in Tennessee
You made friends at the farm
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week

Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie song?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer

Where is my Marlboro man?
Where is his shining gun?
Where is my lonely ranger?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

Yippee aw, yippee yea
Yippee aw, yippee yea
Yippee aw, yippee yea

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