(In)Appropriate Ways
(to the tune of "Mysterious Ways")

Kimiko come here to our table and pour,
Don't you mind about that chump on the floor,
He's been kicking back our bags, pretendin' he is good,
But he'd only try to keep you to himself if he could.
(Shove...)

(He's tripping, he's goin' down,
Got to keep her away from the clown.)

It ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right,
He reaches in-appropriate ways!
It ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right,
He reaches in-appropriate ways!
O-o-oh...

Busboy faked a dive under your pretty skirt,
It's your innocent heart he tries to pervert,
To touch was his hope, attempted to grope,
Please don't waste your purity on this perverted dope!
(Get away, boy...)

(She's too smart, saw through the brag,
She saw the lens inside the bag.
Oops...)

It ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right,
He reaches in-appropriate ways!
It ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right,
He reaches in-appropriate ways!
O-o-oh...
It ain't right, it ain't right, it ain't right,
Lifts her hem, shows them her thighs.
(Bad...)

If I had a pure heart
I might see I am adored;
How, by these acts
You want to love me;
I could leave here this moment,
Run from here screaming!


He's all right, he's all right, he's all right,
He helps in appropriate ways;
He's all right, he's all right, he's all right,
He helps in appropriate ways.
(Piro-o-oh...)

(Piro-o-oh...
Close the store, turn out the lights.)


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