MegaQuartet IV: Emotional Doll System
Oh, look, he just took another hit,
This time from a telephone pole.
Last time she choked him with coal.
Why does he keep giving her fits?
Really, you'd think he'd know by now
To be nice to these Sony models,
They're only made to be cuddled,
Not to whack us with a "Pow!"
Give her some nice apple pie,
Or pumpkin, any sort will do,
Go see a movie, just you two.
"How sweet!" she'll surely cry.
Let her help around the house,
Give her a new wooden broom
And send only dust-bunnies to their doom -
Then her temper you'll never rouse!