A Perv With No Name
(to the tune of "A Horse With No Name")

When I worked at Anna Millers,
I was serving my customers,
I wore frilly shirts and little skirts,
I wore bows and shaped inserts.
The first time I saw them they were checkin' me out
And their words got me steamed,
Their laps were hot where the coffee dropped*,
And the air was filled with screams.

Been stalked through Meguro by a perv with no name,
It felt good to inflict major pain,
In Meguro, you can burn him again,
'Cuz there ain't no one who would give you no blame.
La, la ...

After two days and an audition
My role at last was on track,
After five days I'm on Mumu's show,
I was launching an unplanned attack**,
'Cuz the host and her guest made a fanboy jest,
Makes me hurt their lives are so sad.

But I've been stalked through Meguro by a perv with no name,
It felt good to inflict major pain,
In Meguro, you can burn him again,
'Cuz there ain't no one who would give you no blame.
La, la ...

After six days I went on back to work
Where my fans lined up to lurk,
I wore frilly shirts and little skirts,
I wore bows but no inserts.
The fanboys kept their cam'ras hidden under their seats
With the lenses upskirt-trained,
When they were caught, I tried to face them down,
But the fanboys would show no shame.

For I've been stalked through Meguro by a perv with no name,
It felt good to inflict major pain,
In Meguro, you can burn him again,
'Cuz there ain't no one who would give you no blame.
La, la ...

(apologies to America)

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**The pervs got the lap-pour in chapter 1; Kimiko got her part in chapter 3, and she had her fateful radio interview on Mumu-chan's show in chapter 6. Two days and five days, respectively.

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