The Battle of Ping

I posted this in the Art forum, but I didn't get much feedback on the whole thing. In fact, I only got around 25 views. Is the song too obscure? Or do I just not have a presence among the Art people?

The Battle of Ping
by Monthenor
(to tune of Refreshments - Banditos)

So just how many guns are you gonna show
Guess we can't talk it out, engage my defense mode
And you can look deep into my eyes
And call me "defective model"

Uh-huh

It's just you and me, bad man
No one else in the room
You've got no chance to beat me
And you'll leave with a boom
Never scratch my paint, crush this kawaii,
For nobody

Uh-huh

So give your friend the slip once you're off the ship
And you've gotten a trace to find the runaway chick
And then you threaten me with your eyes
Cause I don't speak English anyways...

Everybody knows that the world is out to get my Miho
So I've got to protect her from badguys
My programming's clear
Everybody knows that the world is out to get my Miho
But I have the kawaii, so I'll tell you goodbye
And that seems fair...

I'll grab your pistol hand, twist it, before Miho gets scarred
Throw you out the window so you'll clip the rebar
And you'll finally get the clue that this is no matchup

Uh-huh

So you and your armed friend are around the bend
And you locked the door tight to keep out intervention
Or maybe to keep me from escaping?
You will not leave through there anyways...

Everybody knows that the world is out to get my Miho
So I've got to protect her from badguys
My programming's clear
Everybody knows that the world is out to get my Miho
But I have the kawaii, so I'll tell you goodbye
And that seems fair...