Between L33t D00d and David Allen Coe, how can a filk go wrong? Hopefully, I didn't just find out. B)

You Never Call Me by My Name
Originally sung by David Allen Coe, written by Steve Goodman

Well, it was all I could do
That I could do to repay his kindness
Sometimes he sucked so badly at that game
But you don't have to call me L33t D00d, l33t d00d,
You never even call me by my name

You don't have to call me Brian Reynolds
And you don't have to call me Kojima
And you don't have to call me John Rom'ro, like a f00'
Even though you're losin' this deathmatch

And I'll hang around as long as my pills hold out
And I never did mind browsin' through the flames
But you don't have to call me L337 D00d, l337 d00d,
You never even call me by my name

Well, I've heard my name
A few times in Rod's outline (goodbye, goodbye)
And I've seen it in an opera by Ocelot
But that little j.p. chick
Just pwned me with a kick
Just for seein' little pink polka dots!

And I'll hang around as long as my pills hold out
And I never did mind browsin' through the flames
But you don't have to call me L337 D00d, l337 d00d,
You never even call me by my name

Well, this is my 1,000th post, which means my title will now go up to "L33t 0ne". Still, I know most forumites don't really care 'bout me or my filks, so I wrote this one final verse just to name-drop a few deserving souls for the honor, such as it is, of being co-owners of this landmark, and it goes like this:

Well, I was spammin' the day Spanky made my avi
So Wyn's Knight couldn't tease me for one so plain
But before I could browse to my inbox from Firefox
WyndhamHeart tempbanned me for a damned ol' flame!

And I'll hang around as long as Count will let me
And I never did mind browsin' through the flames
No, you don't have to call me "L33t 0ne", L33t 0nes
You never even call me
Well, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name?

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