Origin: Sum 41 - Fat Lip
Types: Filk
*ahem* This is my first time in the Art Forum. I wasn't sure what all went on in here, but I think this is the proper place to post this...
As you may or may not know, in the Story Discussion forum there's a week-old thread that occupies most of my attention. It was intended as a fanperson gathering place but quickly turned into a nine-word-post spam thread. Earlier today, inspiration struck, and I ran with it. Here are the results, posted in full and archived <a target="_blank" href=http://montg.gogeek.org/official/NineWord.txt>here</a>. It already appears to have the Cobra Seal of Approval from Kobrakin, but that might just be because I mentioned him in the song.
Ice Nine
by Monthenor
( to tune of Sum 41 - Fat Lip )
Paging through the forum on a day with no cartoon
Looking for a spam thread to kill my long afternoon.
Kobrakin posting squid, and knows their Latin names
Find a different thread 'cuz I think fishies are lame.
I know I haven't been an MT fan since the first one,
But I just want to have myself a little wordplay fun
Let's see who's all a fan, and rile them if I can
And probably this thread'll soon get banned
[CHORUS]
I don't want to waste my time
Become another troll inside your big spamming sea
I'll only post in nines
Become another show-off of my vocabul'ry
And scroll down
Because you don't
Know where they are, you post a fanboy/girl call
But what did you expect with a sentence so small?
Sarcasm and mocking is something I do
You think that nine words are enough, so now I do too
'Cuz I like posting spam if it is really creative
And this thread makes you think about all of your adjectives
You keep just what you need, the size of three-by-three,
And if you don't you'll have to deal with me
[CHORUS]
I don't want to waste my time
Become another troll inside your big spamming sea
I'll only post in nines
Become another show-off of my vocabul'ry
(neko wai!)
Don't count my words, you know they're all there
Don't count my words, it's just nine, I swear!
Don't count my words, I'm getting sleepy...
Don't count my words, edit 'fore someone sees...
Well I'm a college senior with some time on my hands
Back packs and books aren't needed again
You be in the forum talking all 'bout the manga
But you don't make sense without the font katakana.
And if you don't play, you'll get feathered and tarred
You find it's just more fun to join the Nine crowd
I like threads with direction, worth my 'Net connection,
But I think in this case I'm gonna make an exception...
[CHORUS]
I don't want to waste my time
Become another troll inside your big spamming sea
I'll only post in nines
Become another show-off of my vocabul'ry
And scroll down
Waste my time online
(Troll inside your big spamming sea)
Waste my time with nine
(Show-off my vocabul'ry)
And scroll down...
As you may or may not know, in the Story Discussion forum there's a week-old thread that occupies most of my attention. It was intended as a fanperson gathering place but quickly turned into a nine-word-post spam thread. Earlier today, inspiration struck, and I ran with it. Here are the results, posted in full and archived <a target="_blank" href=http://montg.gogeek.org/official/NineWord.txt>here</a>. It already appears to have the Cobra Seal of Approval from Kobrakin, but that might just be because I mentioned him in the song.
Ice Nine
by Monthenor
( to tune of Sum 41 - Fat Lip )
Paging through the forum on a day with no cartoon
Looking for a spam thread to kill my long afternoon.
Kobrakin posting squid, and knows their Latin names
Find a different thread 'cuz I think fishies are lame.
I know I haven't been an MT fan since the first one,
But I just want to have myself a little wordplay fun
Let's see who's all a fan, and rile them if I can
And probably this thread'll soon get banned
[CHORUS]
I don't want to waste my time
Become another troll inside your big spamming sea
I'll only post in nines
Become another show-off of my vocabul'ry
And scroll down
Because you don't
Know where they are, you post a fanboy/girl call
But what did you expect with a sentence so small?
Sarcasm and mocking is something I do
You think that nine words are enough, so now I do too
'Cuz I like posting spam if it is really creative
And this thread makes you think about all of your adjectives
You keep just what you need, the size of three-by-three,
And if you don't you'll have to deal with me
[CHORUS]
I don't want to waste my time
Become another troll inside your big spamming sea
I'll only post in nines
Become another show-off of my vocabul'ry
(neko wai!)
Don't count my words, you know they're all there
Don't count my words, it's just nine, I swear!
Don't count my words, I'm getting sleepy...
Don't count my words, edit 'fore someone sees...
Well I'm a college senior with some time on my hands
Back packs and books aren't needed again
You be in the forum talking all 'bout the manga
But you don't make sense without the font katakana.
And if you don't play, you'll get feathered and tarred
You find it's just more fun to join the Nine crowd
I like threads with direction, worth my 'Net connection,
But I think in this case I'm gonna make an exception...
[CHORUS]
I don't want to waste my time
Become another troll inside your big spamming sea
I'll only post in nines
Become another show-off of my vocabul'ry
And scroll down
Waste my time online
(Troll inside your big spamming sea)
Waste my time with nine
(Show-off my vocabul'ry)
And scroll down...
