Y'know, now and then the Dom-rants are as inspirin' as the comic. ^_^ This one's sung to the tune of "Mack the Knife". RealAudio version can be found here.

Dom DeBauch

Oh, that hentai stands for pr0n, dear,
And he's got a great big stack,
Just a console has Shirt Guy Dom, babe,
And he keeps it in his pack.

Y'know when that hentai CD ROM, babe,
Starts to spinnin' naughty dreams,
Latex gloves, though, wears Shirt Guy Dom, babe,
So his fingahs, fingahs stay nice and clean.

Now downtown Vegas, (whoa) some starry evenin' (uh-huh),
Come the gamblers' all drinkin' scotch (yeah),
But someone's lurkin' in his hotel room,
Could that someone be Dom DeBauch?

Ah there's a fangirl - (huh, huh, huh) - down in the lobby doncha know,
With a Sharpie, and a low-cut gown,
Oh, that Sharpie's just, just for the autograph,
Sign beneath the bra 'cuz Dom has come to town.

Now, d'ja hear some little seiyyu, she went upstairs, babe,
After duckin' out of some game-con room,
And now ol' Dom burns up his keyboard,
Y'think he mighta got an interview?

Now dating sims (ho-ho!) whoa, some are tawdry,
But...them fangirls love ya, and they're comin' 'round,
Oh, the line forms up the stairs, babes,
Now that Dom has come to town.

Ah ... I sez dating sims (whoa), some are tawdry,
Look out them fangirls love ya, and they're comin' 'round,
Yes, that line forms up the stairs, babes,
Now that Dom has come to town.

Look out - it's Shirt Guy Dom!

(apologies to Bobby Darren - and to pr0n-king Dom)
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Mack the Knife
Bobby Darren


Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it ah out of sight.

Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there's nevah, nevah a trace of red.

Now on the sidewalk uuh, huh whoo sunny mornin' uuh, huh
Lies a body just oozin' life eeek!
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?

A-there's a tugboat huh, huh, huh down by the river don'tcha know
Where a cement bag's just a'droopin' on down
Oh, that cement is just, it's there for the weight, dear
Five'll get ya ten old Macky's back in town.

Now, d'ja hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
After drawin' out all his hard-earned cash
And now MacHeath spends just like a sailor
Could it be our boy's done somethin' rash?

Now Jenny Diver ho, ho yeah Sukey Tawdry
Ooh Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town.

Aah I said Jenny Diver whoa Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Macky's back in town

Look out old Macky is back!!

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