Types: Filk, Ping, Humor
The Little Sony-girl Who's Part Computer
(to the tune of "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena")

It's the little Sony-girl who's part computer!

It's the little Sony-girl who's part computer,
Go baby, go baby, go baby go!
Gotta killstick-totin' dude who wants to shoot 'er,
Go baby, go baby, go baby go!
But hidden behind that sugar and spice
Is a high-tech cuttin' edge mayhem device!

And everbody's sayin' that there's nobody cuter
Than the little Sony-girl who's part computer,
She likes cream pie and she likes cake too,
She's the terror of hit-men and of Gameru,

It's the little Sony-girl who's part computer!

She's only got one outfit that she wears to school now,
Grow baby, grow baby, grow baby grow!
Her nightgown is a t-shirt that got way too cool now,
Grow baby, grow baby, grow baby grow!
Her need for a new wardrobe has been in-flating,
'Cuz lately her development's accelerating!

And everbody's sayin' that there's nobody cuter
Than the little Sony-girl who's part computer,
She likes cream pie and she likes cake too,
She's the terror of hit-men and of Gameru,

It's the little Sony-girl who's part computer!

If she asks you for your help don't dare refuse 'er,
Throw baby, throw baby, throw baby throw!
If you're workin' for her makers don't try to bruise 'er,
Throw baby, throw baby, throw baby throw!
The goons come to try 'er from all over town,
But she winds herself up and she swats 'em down.

And everbody's sayin' that there's nobody cuter
Than the little Sony-girl who's part computer,
She likes cream pie and she likes cake too,
She's the terror of hit-men and of Gameru,

It's the little Sony-girl who's part computer!

etc.

(apologies to Jan & Dean, The Beach Boys etc)
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The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
Written by Jan Berry, version sung by The Beach Boys


Its the little old lady from Pasadena!

Its the little old lady from Pasadena,
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias,
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red super-stock dodge!

And everybodys saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena,
She drives real fast and she drives real hard,
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard.

Its the little old lady from Pasadena!

You can see her on the street just gettin her kicks now,
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
With her four speed stick and her four-twenty-six now,
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Shes gonna get a ticket now sooner or later,
'cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator.

And everybodys saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena,
She drives real fast and she drives real hard,
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard.

Its the little old lady from Pasadena!

If you see her on the street don't try to choose her,
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
You may have a goer but you'll never lose her,
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
The guys come to race her from miles around,
But she'll give them a length and she'll shut 'em down.

And everybodys saying there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena,
She drives real fast and she drives real hard,
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard.

Its the little old lady from Pasadena!

etc.

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