Set to the tune of "Keep Yourself Alive", with apologies to Queen... and pity for anyone who actually follows this advice. :ninja:

Get Yourself Tempbanned!

(Rock on)

I was warned a million times
Of all the rulebooks on this board
Tried to stay on-topic
Please our little overlords
But if I doused a million flame-wars
And I wrote a million fics
Then I'd still be called a jerk-off
Just because I rhymed with "dicks!"
Well I flamed a million morons
In a Central trollbait-thread
But I never got a custom
Title from our dear-ol' Fred
Now I hear the mods are telling you
"Show a little tact"
But I tell you raise some Cain
Find some heads to crack -

Get yourself tempbanned! (Yeah!)
Get yourself tempbanned!
Oh, go make you some lewd sigs and avis
Buddy, you'll get fans!
(Wai!)

Now I've trolled a million role-plays
On past pirate-talkin' days
And I made a million fanboys
Have to look up "lyonnaise"
Flamin' ev'ryone I loathe
To feed my ego and my jokes
And I'll plant a little trollbait
Don't you know it's just a hoax?
I was warned a million times
Of all the flame-wars on this board
How I had to post so careful
But that left me so ignored
But if I doused a million flame-wars
And I wrote a million fics
Then I'd still be like a newbie
Same as common newbies

Get yourself tempbanned! (Filk it!)
Get yourself tempanned!
Oh, go make you some lewd sigs and avis
Buddy, you'll get fans - rofl!

(Wai!)
Get Yourself tempbanned! (Pie!)
Get yourself tempanned!
Oh, go make you lewd sigs and avis
To get yourself some fans

Do you think you're l33ter ev'ry day?
No, I just think this forum's nearer to its grave

Get yourself tempanned! (rofl!)
Get yourself tempbanned!
Mm~ make you some lewd sigs and avis
Get yourself tempbanned!
Get yourself tempbanned!
Rofl - get yourself tempbanned!
All you fanboys get yourself tempbanned!
Get yourself tempbanned!
Rofl, rofl, get yourself tempbanned!
Go make you some lewd sigs and avis
To get yourself some fans
Get yourself tempbanned!
Get yourself tempbanned!
All you fangirls get yourself tempbanned
Make you some lewd sigs and avis baby
You will get fans...

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