Theory Man

It's 1 AM on the internet
The monkeys all hit F5
There's an old-timer talkin' on IRC
Just to keep his connection alive.

He says, newb, can you find me that old comic
From chapter one, two or zero
With the sad girl in snow and a naked Largo
And the darkly cute one called Miho

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Start up a thread, you're the Theory Man,
'bout Kimiko, Yuki or Ping.
Make it one we haven't heard before
And we'll do our analysis thing.

Now Alpi the Mod goes through line-by-line
To make sure my count's OK
And he'll lock this down fast if I bring up the past
Or don't mention the comic some way.
He says, newb, your rescripts they are horrible
Your fanart won't get in the Louvre
If this place doesn't get more intelligent
To Central I'm going to move.

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Riffster's a frustrated architect
Apartments are planned in his head
There's a fight on with Ray, who made Rapier's day
With a new scene analysis thread

In the chat rooms they're talking of fetishes
As the timeclock ticks slowly past four
Yes, they'll wait here 'til dawn if they can to see
If our hero strips down to his drawers.


Got a lot of good posts for a focus thread
And the old-timers think it's a dream
'cause I wished for a strip, where a swimsuit will rip
And the comic cracks PG 13
And the chat talk flies past like The Matrix screen
With emoticons meaning they laughed
And I won't be so teary 'bout your next Miho theory
If you'd only stop playing Warcraft.

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da


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