Poor Poor Kimiko
(To the tune of "Poor Poor Pitiful Me," performed by Linda Ronstadt)

Well she said one night on the radio
That otaku need respect
But she was nave she didn't know
What would happen next

Poor poor Kimiko
Poor poor Kimiko
These fanboys won't let her go
They just won't let her go
Woe is Kimiko

Now the fanboys know yes they surely know
Look out for Nanasawa
'Cause she sent those fanboys running home
Crying for their mama
Oh please Kimiko oh Kimiko
You know you shouldn't hurt poor Piro
He's not like that you know it's so
He just tried to be your hero

Poor poor Kimiko
Poor poor Kimiko
These fanboys won't let her go
They just won't let her go
Woe is Kimiko

Oh poor Kimiko oh poor Kimiko
Looking kind of haunted
You really know yes you really know
That this isn't what you wanted

Poor poor Kimiko
Poor poor Kimiko
These fanboys won't let her go
They just won't let her go
Woe is Kimiko

Poor Kimiko
Poor poor Kimiko
Poor Kimiko
Poor poor Kimiko
Poor Kimiko
Poor poor Kimiko


Poor Poor Pitiful Me

written by Warren Zevon
1973 Warner-Tamerlane Publishing Corp & Darkroom Music (BMI)

Well I lay my head on the railroad track
Waiting on the Double E
But the train don't run by here no more
Poor poor pitiful me

Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
Oh these boys won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe woe is me

Well I met a man out in Hollywood
Now I ain't naming names
Well he really worked me over good
Just like Jesse James
Yes he really worked me over good
He was a credit to his gender
Put me through some changes Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
Oh these boys won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe woe is me

Well I met a boy in the Vieux Carres
Down in Yokohama
He picked me up and he threw me down
He said "Please don't hurt me Mama"

Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor pitiful me
Oh these boys won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe woe is me

Poor poor poor me
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor poor me
Poor poor pitiful me
Poor poor poor me
Poor poor pitiful me

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