"Piro and Largo" or "Return to 'Boo' Corner"
(To the tune of "Return to Pooh Corner" by Kenny Loggins)

Piro and Largo they went to Japan
The whole thing started out as a joke
Just having fun without much of a plan
And the next thing they knew they were broke
So Piro called Tsubasa, a friend who lived there
And he asked him if he had a room he could share

So, help them if you can
They've got to get
Back to their home in the U. S. of A.
They like it here
But they know they can't stay
And so back home they must go
And leave MegaTokyo
Back to their home, yes back to their home far away

Largo got busy and called Dom and Ed
And he told them he needed a loan
"I need some money" is what Largo said
"So Piro and I can go home"
But they spent all the cash before they could go home
And so they were still stuck in MegaTokyo

Help them if you can
They've got to get
Back to their home in the U. S. of A.
They like it here but they know they can't stay
And so back home they must go
And leave MegaTokyo
Back to their home, yes back to their home far away

It's hard to explain how a few crazy things
Seem to follow throughout all their lives
Now they've met some new friends and a hamster with wings
And they know everything is all right
Now they like it here, they're happy, and what do you know
They're no longer thinking about going home

Believe it if you can
They've finally come
Here to the place where they both want to be
And the best thing now
Is to just wait and see
They're content here in Japan
Leaving is not in their plans
Here in the days of Piro and Largo
"Hey why not stay" said Piro and Largo
In MegaTokyo


"Return to Pooh Corner" by Kenny Loggins

Christopher Robin and I walked along
Under branches lit up by the moon
Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore
As our days disappeared all too soon
But I've wandered much further today than I should
And I can't seem to find my way back to the Wood

So help me if you can
I've got to get
Back To the House at Pooh Corner by one
You'd be surprised
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
He came to me asking help and advice
From here no one knows where he goes
So I sent him to ask of the Owl if he's there
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear

Help me if you can
I've got to get
Back to the House at Pooh Corner by one
You'd be surprised
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh

It's hard to explain how a few precious things
Seem to follow throughout all our lives
After all's said and done I was watching my son
Sleeping there with my bear by his side
So I tucked him in, I kissed him and as I was going
I swear that old bear whispered "Boy welcome home"

Believe me if you can
I've finally come
Back to the House at Pooh Corner by one
And what do you know
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin
Back to the ways of Christopher Robin
Back to the days of Pooh

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