Written for fanart produced by kage musouka.

Cheong-sam Fighting

Mecha-girlies were cheong-sam fighting,
Those ladies were slice-and-dicing!
Y'know their weapons were really flying,
But their moves were so enticing!

They were secret android girls from secret android labs,
Techs were soupin' 'em up, and they were makin' 'em rad!
They're the new state-of-the-art with experimental parts,
Give 'em blades that they can wield, send 'em out into the field!

Mecha-girlies were cheong-sam fighting,
Those ladies were slice-and-dicing!
Y'know their weapons were really flying,
But their moves were so enticing!

There was pretty little Ping and perky little Pong;
They said, "We got some cheong-sam - hah! Let's put 'em on!"
Tailored silk sheathes snugly fit, side-slits right up to the hip,
Make their polearms blur and wheel: red-hot chicks with frozen steel!

Mecha-girlies were cheong-sam fighting,
Those ladies were slice-and-dicing!
Y'know their weapons were really flying,
But their moves were so enticing!

(apologies to Carl Douglas...and KaMu, too ^^;;)

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Kung Fu Fighting
Carl Douglas


Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

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