Types: Filk, Sonoda, Humor
I Need A Cushy Desk Job
after "If You Can't Beat Them"
Vocals: Inspector Sonoda

My doctor says I need a vacation
My therapist agrees.
Stress is killing me by the minute,
Need a release from fanboys and mechs
Schedule some smaller-scale wrecks
Fam'ly's a mess,
If I had to hazard a guess,
I'd say
Please present me a pen

I need a cushy desk job
Before my family blows up part of downtown
I need a cushy desk job
I don't like sleeping on the couch

Told my girl to play in the robot
She up and ran away
Now I'm going crazy trying to find her
Mind's on a wire, afraid and dismayed.
I thought I treated her right, but no.
With parents like me it's not surprising
Her mother's worse than me, I should bet.
I'm in the wrong line of work, man.

I need a cushy desk job
Before my family blows up part of downtown
I need a cushy desk job
I don't like sleeping on the couch

I need a cushy desk job
Before my family blows up part of downtown
I need a cushy desk job
I'm sick of sleeping on the couch.
Get me out!

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