Types: Filk, Largo, Humor
Can't Hack Me Now
after "Don't Stop Me Now"
Vocals: Largo (Translated from L33t into English)

Today I'm gonna go and bust my credit line
I'm gonna buy-y-y-y
and create a fortified machine
that no-one can break, they're gonna see
they can't hack me now
can't hack me
'cause I'm cooling with breakfast, cooling with breakfast

In the alleyway, looking through the trash
like a hobo, attempting to snag some swag for free
Found a SCSI card! It begins, like Prince of all Cosmos
it's time to roll, roll, roll,
'till they can't hack me!

They're gonna want to know
Just what's in my box
They know it's perfect, but they won't know why!
I'm cooling it with barley's might
It's gonna make any attacker look like a fool

Can't hack me now! Defenses must be rigged up,
the spawns must be camped. Can't hack me now!
And once we get things set up, the fools will get stamped
Can't hack me now! (I'll be coding past midnight)
Can't hack me now! (Custom coding past midnight!)
I can't let them hack at all!

Now I'm out of cash, credit's been revoked.
There must be other ways
To fight a zombie horde with household supplies
I'd make some Astrolite but I don't know how
I need a bigger bomb or Rent-a-
Zi-i-i-il-la right now!

There's chaos in the air!
I'm running them down
with an old golf kart 'cause I just don't care
They want to see some buttocks bared,
I'm gonna make the horde of fanboys look rather bruised

Can't hack me, can't hack me,
Can't hack me, w00t w00t w00t
Can't hack me, can't hack me,
Can't hack me, can't hack me,
Up past midnight, midnight,
can't hack me, can't hack me, yeah!

There's chaos in the air!
I'm running them down
with an old golf kart 'cause I just don't care
They want to see some buttocks bared,
I'm gonna make the horde of fanboys look rather bruised

Can't hack me now! Defenses must be rigged up,
the spawns must be camped. Can't hack me now!
And once we get things set up, the fools will get stamped
Can't hack me now! (I'll be coding past midnight)
Can't hack me now! (Custom coding past midnight!)
I can't let them near at all!

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