(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

I can't get no
Sa~tisfaction
I can't get no
Sa~tisfaction
'Cause I whine and I whine and I whine and I whine
I can't get no-
I can't get no-

When I'm browsin' through SD
And the rescripts perv all my threads
And I'm wishin' those gags would turn up dead
Still they're met with such elation
Supposed to drive my imagination
I can't get no-
Oh no no no
j0 j0 j0 - that's how I post

I can't get no
Sa~tisfaction
I can't get no
Sa~tisfaction
'Cause I whine and I whine and I whine and I whine
I can't get no-
I can't get no-

When I'm readin' filks of Queen
And a smith likes some old album
So 'e changed the whole damn thing
But he can't be so l33t 'cause he hasn't wrote
Half as many filks as me
I can't get no-
Oh no no no
j0 j0 j0 - that's how I post

I can't get no
Sa~tisfaction
I can't get no
Fangirl action
'Cause I whine and I whine and I whine and I whine
I can't get no-
I can't get no-

When I'm lookin' for a hamsta'
And I'm filkin' this and I'm rhymin' that
But I'm tryin' to find some renga
They tell me "Poet, try and come back maybe next strip
'Cause you see verse is a sinkin' ship."
I can't get no-
Oh no no no
j0 j0 j0 - that's how I post

I can't get no-
I can't get no-
I can't get no-
Sa~tisfaction,
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction...

Apologies to the Rolling Stones, their fans, and a certain wordsmith for the friendly jab ;)

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