I've been listening to a lot of the Clash lately, so how about some punk?

Tohya Calling (London Calling)
Apologies to the Clash

Tohya calling - to the faraway foes
Come to the islands - you'll leave here in throes
Tohya calling - from the Evil Cave
Come down here you rivals, to dance and rave
Tohya calling - now don't laugh at us
All you little psychophants of teenage lust
Tohya calling - say we ain't got no skills?
I'm guessing 'sensei' is off his pills!

The zombies are coming, some 3v1l's going down
Engines stop running and the cops are pullin' out
Unscheduled riots, but I have no ph34r
Tohya's behind it a~ll - worship your mistress!

Tohya calling - to the great teacher's class
Forget it, sempai - we're weaker than glass
Tohya calling - upon the zombies of death
Quit holding out - endure another breath
Tohya calling - and I don't wanna SHOUT
But when she was talking, I saw you runnin' out
Tohya calling - say evil can't cry
Except for that one with the yellowy eyes

The zombies are coming, some 3v1l's going down
Engines stop running and the cops are pullin' out
Unscheduled riots, but I have no ph34r
Tohya's behind it a~ll - worship your mistress!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!


(Now get this!)
Tohya calling - yeah, I read it, too
An' you know our theories? Well, some of it was true!
Tohya calling - from the top of the page
Thought yer a fan, see now your a slave!

I never felt so much a' like a'like a' like...

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Original lyrics

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