*Clears throat*

Say's into Mic, "An oldie' but still a goodie."

Church Down Yonder
With apologies to Men at work
(Origionally written to be sung by mostly by Largo. Miho sings in the first chorus/verse thing and t the end, Dom and Junpei join in.)

Travelling in a Ph34r-bot convey
On the trail behind shed-load of zombie
I met a strange lady she made me nervous
She gave a glance and the zombies left us
And she said,

"I come from the Church down Yonder
Where Zombies roam, kill and plunder
Coming near will be your greatest blunder
You better run, return to us never."

Laying dead after midnight tussle,
Zombie was, to say the least, kind of a hassle,
I said, "What's the source of your power?
He just smiled and said "Miho Tohya."
And I said,

"So you come from the Church down yonder?
Where deadies go to worship Tohya.
The 3vil one shall soon be plundered.
You zombie scum will first be ownzored." *Bang Bang Bang*

Rounding up undead zombies
With a crosbow, Dom and Junpei
I said to my friends "Are you two ready?
'cause in the church there's zombie a-plenty?"
And they said,

Junpei: "Oh! When we attack the church down yonder,
The Zombie scum will surely falter.
When Junpei go with the l33t master,
They better run, they better take cover."

Dom: "We will take the church down yonder,
Blood will be spilled and zombies slaughtered.
With you and me and that damn ninja,
The zombie queen will live no longer."


Men at work. Land Down Under.
Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

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