Jump, Great Teacher, JUMP! (after "Go, Speed Racer, GO!")
Here he comes, here comes "Great Teacher"
He's an ignorant swine
He's ignorant
And he's gonna be teaching you your Engrish.

He's right behind you
And he's breathing down your necks
He only speaks in 1337

And when Ping-chan calls on him
And there's a window next to you
You bet your grades Great Teacher
Will jump right through!
Jump Great Teacher
Jump Great Teacher
Jump Great Teacher, JUMP!

He's off and limpin'
As he drags his ass along the street
He's moving like a demon
As he frantically beats feet
Ozeki's waiting just ahead!

Jump Great Teacher
Jump Great Teacher
Jump Great Teacher, JUMP!!!

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