(Press release begins.)

Reports having surfaced that Our Lady of Darkness stopped off at the One True Club with her new friend before going home have led to the Chapel of Latter-Day Raves (a joint venture of the Cave of Evil and the Church of Miho) issuing a correction to the lyrics to Abba's "Dancing Queen," which follows:

Dance Machine

She can dance, she can rave, she's having the time of your life
See that Doll, watch that scene, diggin' the dance machine.

Friday night and the ravers know
it doesn't matter where you go:
where they play the right music, there'll be a sting
they come in to look for Ping:
anybody could be a spy
night is young, but the Sony guy
at a bit of rave music, the Man draws a line
she's not supposed to dance
but when she gets the chance

[chorus]
She'll be the dance machine, young and sweet, in mode seventeen
Dance machine, feel the the beat from the tambourine
She can dance, she can rave, she's having the time of your life
See that Doll, watch that scene, diggin' the dance machine.
[/chorus]

She's a player, turns 'em on,
leaves them yearning and then she's gone
Looking out for another, any Doll will do
She's in the mood for a dance
and when she gets the chance

[chorus]
diggin' the dance machine
diggin' the dance machine
diggin' the dance machine

(end lyrics)

The alternative formulation of "dancing 'chine" is approved for use outside of the Chapel. Your attention will be rewarded in the after-cute.

(Press release ends.)

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