Origin: Samuel Taylor Coleridge - Xanadu
Types: Filk
NECROWOMBICON
The ballad of L33tm4$t3r Largo
At each sewer vent did Largo
A stout ph34rb0t sentry decree,
Where hordes of raver z0mb13z ran,
Their numbers measureless to man,
On a destruction spree.
Dom and Ed drove the van around,
With guns and ammo weighted down,
To find Largo and seek use of his l33t skills.
They drove to the place where Largo they could see,
In order to settle some long unpaid bills,
And discover what the delay might be.
But on and on about z0mb13z Largo ranted,
And of the 3v1L book he did discover.
A cursed place, by dark magic enchanted
Was where the Necrowombicon rested,
And foolishly did he open the cover.
And with a rumble, the earth started heaving,
As the und34d queen was her prison leaving,
Largo's L33t sense did tell him of the worst,
For now she sought to satisfy her thirst.
Largo told Junpei the entire tale,
And sought the Ninj4's help to no avail.
He said, "This game I must beat, however,
Feel free to borrow my weapons whenever."
Immediately Largo sprang to motion,
With crossbow, to the 3v1L place he ran,
Where z0mb13 hordes were measureless to man,
Swirling around their queen like a dark ocean.
Amid this ruckus Largo entered the bar
And upon the z0mb13z unleashed war.
All apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge, of course.
I just hope this doesn't get him rolling around in his grave 
.
Well, tell me what you think of it.*dons fire-fighting suit*
The ballad of L33tm4$t3r Largo
At each sewer vent did Largo
A stout ph34rb0t sentry decree,
Where hordes of raver z0mb13z ran,
Their numbers measureless to man,
On a destruction spree.
Dom and Ed drove the van around,
With guns and ammo weighted down,
To find Largo and seek use of his l33t skills.
They drove to the place where Largo they could see,
In order to settle some long unpaid bills,
And discover what the delay might be.
But on and on about z0mb13z Largo ranted,
And of the 3v1L book he did discover.
A cursed place, by dark magic enchanted
Was where the Necrowombicon rested,
And foolishly did he open the cover.
And with a rumble, the earth started heaving,
As the und34d queen was her prison leaving,
Largo's L33t sense did tell him of the worst,
For now she sought to satisfy her thirst.
Largo told Junpei the entire tale,
And sought the Ninj4's help to no avail.
He said, "This game I must beat, however,
Feel free to borrow my weapons whenever."
Immediately Largo sprang to motion,
With crossbow, to the 3v1L place he ran,
Where z0mb13 hordes were measureless to man,
Swirling around their queen like a dark ocean.
Amid this ruckus Largo entered the bar
And upon the z0mb13z unleashed war.
All apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge, of course.
I just hope this doesn't get him rolling around in his grave .Well, tell me what you think of it.*dons fire-fighting suit*
