I don't know how or why this came into my mind, especially since I don't even listen to JT, but I figured, what the heck. If you intend to kill me, let me know.

(Ping-chan)
I'm bringin' kawaii back (Hai!)
Them other girls don't know how to act (Hai!)
You wanna play? Just take me to the back...(Hai!)
And plug me in your Sony; plug's in back (Hai!)
(Take 'em to the intro!)

Piro-kun (uh-huh)
I wanna give you all the love you need (uh-huh)
Make sure you fully charge my battery (uh-huh)
And I'll be yours to play all night and day (uh-huh)
(Take 'em to the cut-scene!)

Come here boy (Play with me, play with it)
Come to the back (Play with me, play with it)
PS3 (Play with me, play with it)
Play with me (Play with me, play with it)
HDMI and Blu-ray discs (Play with me, play with it)
Look at those graphics (Play with me, play with it)
You make me blush (Play with me, play with it)
Please don't rush... (Play with me, play with it)
And turn the system on (Play with me, play with it)
Turn the system on (Play with me, play with it) x6
Turn the system on

I'm bringin' kawaii back (Hai!)
Them other mechas don't know how to act (Hai!)
I wanna make up for the love you lack (Hai!)
So just hook me up and I'll pick up the slack (Hai!)
(Take 'em to the intro!)

Largo-kun (uh-huh)
Why are you mad, I wanna love you too (uh-huh)
I don't speak English, but I'll update soon (uh-huh)
Put your pants back on! I'm Non-H model, foo! (uh-huh)
(Take 'em to the cut-scene!)

Come here boy (Play with me, play with it)
Come to the back (Play with me, play with it)
PS3 (Play with me, play with it)
Play with me (Play with me, play with it)
HDMI and Blu-ray discs (Play with me, play with it)
Look at those graphics (Play with me, play with it)
You make me blush (Play with me, play with it)
Please don't rush... (Play with me, play with it)
And turn the system on (Play with me, play with it)
Turn the system on (Play with me, play with it) x6
Turn the system on

I'm bringin' kawaii back (Hai!)
Them other b****es watch how I attract (Hai!)
You jealous girls had better watch you back (Hai!)
Miho-chan will back me up, and that's a fact (Hai!)
(Take 'em to the 'special' ending!)

Come here boy (Play with me, play with it)
Come to the back (Play with me, play with it)
PS3 (Play with me, play with it)
Play with me (Play with me, play with it)
HDMI and Blu-ray discs (Play with me, play with it)
Look at those graphics (Play with me, play with it)
You make me blush (Play with me, play with it)
Please don't rush... (Play with me, play with it)
And turn the system on (Play with me, play with it)
Turn the system on (Play with me, play with it) x6
Turn the system on


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