Types: Filk, Parody
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A pastiche of Nevermind, to be posted in four parts, with all apologies to Nirvana. All tracks kindly edited by slez.
Links are to Youtube videos of relevant songs. Several are mildly NSFW.
Smells Like Shiseido (Smells Like Teen Spirit)

Scan all this art, won't tell my friends
Then take his class so love extends
'Cause all these girls, they look so sad
Of course my dad won't understand
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-
Give a lesson - let me near you
Here I am now - let me feel you
Little closer - I can heal you
Here I am now - let me feel you
A new sensei
Teach me your way
A bonito
My libido
Yeah! (Lai) (Wai)

I lost my chance, but came so close
Maybe if I wore different clothes
Then he would see how much I care
And never have to sink in Air
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-
Give a lesson - let me near you
Here I am now - let me feel you
Little closer - I can heal you
Here I am now - let me feel you
A new sensei
Teach me your way
A bonito
My libido
Yeah! (Lai) (Wai)

And I forget just why I draw
Oh yeah, I guess I wish you'd smile
Someday you'll teach, you'll teach today
Or not, whatever, what ya say?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-ne?
Desu, desu, desu-
Give a lesson - let me near you
Here I am now - let me feel you
Little closer - I can heal you
Here I am now - let me feel you
A new sensei
Teach me your way
A bonito
My libido
Yeah! (Lai) (Wai)

A denial! A denial! A denial!
A denial! A denial! A DENIAL!
A DENIAL!
A DENIAL!
A DENIAL!
Fanboy Japanese (In Bloom)
All apologies to every Japanese person

"Flaming is for bakas
Server needs some chuya
Trolls may drag you in
Spam is not youen"

[Chorus]
He~e's the one
Who likes all our fanart threads
And he likes to fight undead
And he has a bust of Fred
But he knows not Japanese
Don't know Japanese, so I say:
He's the one
Who likes all our fanart threads
And he likes to fight undead
And he has a bust of Fred
But he knows not Japanese
His fanboy Japanese ain't kawaii~

"Comic's coming late
Writing's hetare
Flaming's on the agari
Comes as no ani"

[Chorus]

[Chorus again]

*Glossary according to this J-E Dictionary.
Baka: fool, idiot, dummy, etc.
Chuya: oil, lubrication
Youen: far away
Kawaii: cute
Hetare: incompetent, lazy
Agari: rise (usually as in a hill, but what's grammar to a fanboy?)
Ani: surprise
Live as you Game (Come As You Are)

Live as you game, as you play
As a quarter-losin' fool
As PC's, as PC's, as a lame NPC
Camp right there, charge downhill
The choice is yours, choose wisely
Power-up your PC, now please come play with me~ now
Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now

Live doused in light, soaked by screens
As a quarter-losin' fool
As a bot, as a friend, 'long as you play with me, yeh
Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now

And I swear that I have had a date
Yes, I have had a date
Yes, I have had a date

Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now
Play with me~ now - and I have had a date

And I swear that I have had a date
Yes, I have had a date
Yes, I have had a date
Yes, I have had a date
Yes, I have had a date

Play with me~ now...
play.cpp
#include Breed.sng

//This was written to vaguely resemble a C++ program, so '*5' means "five times"

main {
Verse() {
(i am new) *5
still got some bugs;
(i dont mind) * 5
mind (dont have a mind);
(im a toy) * 4
a toy a toy (owner is broke);
(im alone) * 5; }

Chorus {
even if youre white
even if youre grey
i will not annoy
we dont have to play
we could sweep a broom
we could mope all day
i can patch my code
so i could just obey
(i could!) * 8; }

Verse();

Verse();

Chorus();
i could try;
}
Types: Filk, Ed, Ping, Megatokyo
Plastic (Surgery) (Lithium)

I'm so happy 'cause today I got my job
I'm chasing bots
I'm so pretty, and my dollie, so are you
It's my first time
Here in Tokyo, so why don't you come show me 'round?
Now don't be loud
We can sneak out, be good friends
Make this town ours
Yeah yeah ye~ah
Yeah yeah ye~ah...

I'm not subtle, but that's okay when you look good
I know I could
Kill this girlie if these chicks would leave me 'lone
(But it's still hot)
If I break her, I'll get paid with the best gear
Now this doll here
Is almost real, but it's okay
She's still a toy
Yeah yeah ye~ah
Yeah yeah ye~ah...

I'll find you and you're gonna crack
I'll play you and you're gonna crack
I'll stalk you and you're gonna crack
I'll get you and you're gonna crack
I'll find you and you're gonna crack
I'll play you and you're gonna crack
I'll stalk you and you're gonna crack
I'll get you and you're gonna crack

I'm so happy 'cause today I got my job
I'm chasing bots
I'm so pretty, and my dollie, so are you
It's my first time
Here in Tokyo, so why don't you come show me 'round?
Now don't be loud
We can sneak out, be good friends
'Cause this town's ours
Yeah yeah ye~ah
Yeah yeah ye~ah...

I'll find you and you're gonna crack
I'll play you and you're gonna crack
I'll stalk you and you're gonna crack
I'll get you and you're gonna crack
I'll find you and you're gonna crack
I'll play you and you're gonna crack
I'll stalk you and you're gonna crack
I'll get you and you're gonna crack
Miho-chan (Polly)

Miho wants a playmate
Maybe she will play with me
I think that I can help her
Though I'm an accessory

Play with me, I'll be your friend
Let me fix your broken wings
Let me be your doll, don't hurt yourself
I want some help to know myself
I know some games, they're almost real
I promise you I will be true
Let me be your doll, don't hurt yourself
I want some help to know myself

Miho wants a playmate
Maybe she'd rather have Largo
She asks me to go face him
Is it love or hate? I don't know

Play with me, I'll be your friend
Let me fix your broken wings
Let me be your doll, don't hurt yourself
I want some help to know myself
I know some games, they're almost real
I promise you I will be true
Let me be your doll, don't hurt yourself
I want some help to know myself

Miho cried
Miho cried in her cave
She's just as broke as me
She kept me there with her
It amazes her, the will of coding

Play with me, I'll be your friend
Let me fix your broken wings
Let me be your doll, don't hurt yourself
I want some help to know myself
I know some games, they're almost real
I promise you I will be true
Let me be your doll, don't hurt yourself
I want some help to know myself
Okay, lesson learned: finish the filk before posting it. After a full fortnight, two of the next three are still lacking a verse, and I'm not happy with any of them. So, I'm throwin' in the towel - Cobain wins. There's a small chance the others may pop up eventually, but for now I'm moving on to other projects.

I do, however, have "On a Plain," which was actually one of the first I finished and was a lot of fun to write (so, I'm not too full of angst right now ;)). Enjoy:

On a Board

I'll start this off changin' few words
When I get l33t my tower asplodes
I think that I'm l33ter than j00
I know it's wrong, but what should I do?
Start a forum - what is it for?
Fence in a lizard - he's getting too big
I think that we're l33ter than j00
I'm so elite, but what should I do~?
Logged on a board - I'm never bored
Logged on a board

I got so drunk down at a show
It's safe to say the show became me
My postcount soared higher than j00
I know that's lame, so what should I do?
Some l33tsp34k got l33tspe4ked again
It's a nice accent - ain't heard it before
/\/\4 l3375|>34|< 15 l3373r 7|-|4/\/ j00
I know that's l4m3, so what should I do~?
Logged on a board - I'm never bored
Logged on a board

Somewhere my verses are stored
I'll fill it up and write down some more
I'm telling you this forum's gone lame
Who the hell am I tryin' to flame?

An album done - my midterm is late
I know I have priorities straight
That is why I'm l33ter than you
I know I failed, now what should I do?
My roommate's here to kick me offline
Guess I should buy a box of my own
Then I'll be l33ter than j00
I know it's cheap, so what should I do~?
Logged off the board - I'm getting bored
Logged off the board - I'm getting bored...

Uh hm~m, hm~m...

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Note: This was not edited by slez, but go ahead and blame him anyway if it sucks.

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