If you don't know the "Blackfly Song," watch this video - it'll be worth it.

Oh, and be sure to pronounce the '-ie' and 'y' in "zombie" and "Megatokyo" to rhyme with "cry" or "eye."

Zombie
With many apologies to Wade Hemsworth

'Twas after last E3 when I was forced to go,
For to escape our troubles in Megato-ki-yo
And my best friend Piro had some 'splaining to do:
"Wellya shoulda stayed away from that Canadian brew"

And the zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

Now the flight attendant was a-talkin' mighty sweet
But that wasn't quite enough to understand some l33t
So I couldn't help but teach 'er 'til we landed down
Not yet knowin' what waited fer us on this foreign ground

With the zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

Now we're stranded in the East so I went underground
For my senses told me I had heard an 3v1l sound
Little Boo, little Boo, I ph34r this glow
I fergot to bring even a good 'n strong crossbow

And the zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

It was zombie, zombie everywhere,
A-crawlin out the sewers, a-crawlin out their lair
A-chompin' on some limbs and a-chompin' on some brains
Oh, it's gotten far too late to reset this game

Zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

Sonoda fell to swearin' cuz the date was wrong
And I coulda gone without 'is warnin' 'bout a guro-con
And the dead smelled heavy; it was hard to catch a breath
As they left behind a limb or two, makin' quite a mess

And the zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

Well, now the next player's name was Trigger Finger Ed
If it hadn't been for him, we'd 'ave surely been dead
For he brought out his killtrunk and he 'sploded things in jest
(Or at least he did 'til 'e took a rocket in the chest)

And the zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

At last the job was over; Sonoda said "We're through
With the ragin' horde o' zombies and the portal, too."
T'was a wonderful experience and this I know,
I'll never go again to Megato-kiyo... with the

Zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo, in Megato-kiyo

And the zombies, the crawlin' zombies
Always the zombies no matter where I go
I'll die with the zombies a-pickin' my bones
In Megato-kiyo-iyo
In Megato-kiyo~

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