Origin: Rush - 2112
21 year olds, 12 year olds
Original Song: 2112 by Rush
Filk by: uberlegen


[I. Overture]

And the tourists inherit the flames...

[II. Forum of SD]

We moderate without a break
The words you post, the threads you make
The fanart that gives pleasure to your eyes
Just look around, this forum's large
Why work together? We're in charge
Don't you ever wonder how or why

We are the Mods of the Forum of SD
On our computers giving up our lives
We are the Mods of the Forum of SD
All because of us you noobies can survive

Just take a look at posts we've made
Neutrality our stock in trade
As long as posters don't step out of line
Oh, what a calm, yet nervous place
With each new comic, it's a race
If only people would just take their time

We are the Mods of the Forum of SD
On our computers giving up our lives
We are the Mods of the Forum of SD
All because of us you noobies can survive


[III. Creation]

What can this new notion be?
When I think it, it makes so much sense
It's got links that connect and give meaning
I've got to end all this suspense

See how it shows a new concept
No one's ever thought this before
Everyone will think that I'm right
There will be praising words galore

I can't wait to share this idea
The posters will all see the light
Let them all draw their conclusions
Please, Mods don't lock this thread tonight

[IV. Proclamation]

I know I have a low post count
I'm just your Average Joe
But I've found a quite revealing truth
I thought that you should know
Listen to my theory
And see what it can prove
There's meaning here, as clear as day
I think that it will reach you

Yes, we know, it's nothing new
It's just a waste of time
We have no need for noobie thoughts
SD is doing fine
Another thread will undermine
This forum's smart decor
Forget about your silly whim
It's all been done before

Although I hear your warnings
And my post amount is few
Our forums need this theory
Just think what it might do
Listen to my theory
And see what it can prove
There's meaning here, that's as clear as day
I think that it will reach you


Bother us no further!
You need to get a clue
Just sit and read the comic
Who cares about your view?
Another thread will undermine
This forum's smart decor
Forget about your silly whim
It's all been done before

[V. Realization]

I clicked around though the forums
Resisting the strong urge to sleep
Drifting to spots beyond SD
Web can't you show me who's right?

I sit atop an office chair
I quietly sip coffee there
I think of how I live this way
Through sleepless nights, and dizzy days
Clicking through works that fill the space
And crowd this large, cold, lonely place
Humanity now makes us yawn
Our uniqueness, all is forgone.

They made these forums long ago
Not knowing how much it would grow
Their powers rise as people come
And land onto this web they've spun
All these newbies bog us down...
Ev'ry day!

[VI. Soliloquy]

The spark is still in my eyes
The thought is still in my head
I give a sigh and sadly smile
And lie a while in bed
I wish that it was not this way
Not difficult to say...

Just think of what theories might be
In forums where thoughts run free!
I don't think I can keep posting
Carry on this detached means of speech

My value is low in the seat of this chair
Uselessness...
...Takes over...

[VII. The Grand Finale]

Attention all Posters of Story Discussion Forum
Attention all Posters of Story Discussion Forum
Attention all Posters of Story Discussion Forum
We will maintain control
We will maintain control
We will maintain control

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