Plastic Case (Big Ten Inch)
Sung by: Largo
This girl don't need no stuffin'
Assets that would take first place
But she never told me nothin'
Till I opened that plastic case
'Cause it doesn't need a single tool
Doesn't need a single tool
When you buy a plastic case
You don't even need basic tools
I popped the housing open,
Put the jumper in its place
I wasn't even hopin'
I could get in that plastic case
But it doesn't need a single tool
Doesn't need a single tool
When you buy a plastic case
You don't even need basic tools
A, A, A new game was her decision
So I went to the disc replace,
But she filled my field of vision
And I forgot that plastic case
Even though it doesn't need a tool
Doesn't need a single tool
When you buy a plastic case
You don't even need basic tools
Some divine direction later
Felt the urge to leave that place
Just a red-haired invader
Got to forget that plastic case
But it didn't use a single tool
Didn't use a single tool
When you buy a plastic case
You don't even need basic tools
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That doesn't read quite as perversely as the original, but if you look, you might find things...
-Mad
