Sealing a Rift

I'm sealing a rift where the zombies come in,
To stop them all from rampaging;
I'm the Cool Thing!

I'm summoning ph34rb0ts to stop the undead,
And end the 3vil 0n3's reign of dread,
I'm the Cool Thing!

And it really doesn't matter what you
Speculate
On how I operate,
Or what I'm am!
See the forum monkeys here, who analyze
How I appear,
And wonder what the heck I could be for!

I'm hanging around with a colorful guy,
Who likes to jump into the fray,
His name is Largo!

And it really doesn't matter what you
Speculate
On how I operate,
Or what I'm am!
See the forum monkeys who debate on how
I will be used,
And never ask what I might have in store!

I'm hanging around with an American bloke,
Who's not afraid to go for broke,
His name is Largo!

I'm sealing a rift where the zombies come in,
To stop them all from rampaging;
I'm the Cool Thing!

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