Hi folks. Long time no see. Been spending a lot of time over at the sdfw roleplay bord, and have been largely uninspired in my drawing pursuits--not just MT fanart, but drawing in general, which sucks a big one--so I haven't spent much time here. But, Cheshire Ocalot tried to get a community filk thing going, and I felt compelled to answer. I was the only one who felt so compelled, so the project got canned, so I'm bringing the filk here. Who knows? Maybe I'll get inspired to draw stuff agian...

Its been one week since we landed here
But somehow it seems like it's been six years.
Five days since you coffied me
Saying "Domo arigatto" over 'n again.
Three days since the Beer Garden
I realized we weren't at fault, but couldnt tell you
Yesterday youd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch my L337 Sk1llz
D00d n33dz t0 T4k3 P1llz
You think we're teasing John Romero
I gotz this thing its got the bling, although I like its shwing
I like fighters cause you never touch a girl's hand.
Sw33t like a n1nja when I teach class
Got's lot of brass
Because Im all about value
Solid Snake's got teh mad h1tz
You try to match wits
You try to h0ld me but I bust thru
Gonna rent a 'Zilla wreck a villa
I'd like a spastic m4gic b33r
I like the mecha, the police is at its finest
Gotta see the show, cause then youll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause I'm so dangerous, they make me get a licence


How can I help it if I lose my nerve when you're mad
Trying hard just to cope when I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who will miss his own funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I g0tz a h1570ry of t4kin 0ff my sh1rt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Broke my arms at the con
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you mangled me
I've still got the bleeders down in my spleen
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and you don't need say you're sorry


MegaTokyo the Anna Miller's
You see the fanboys and your brain will filter
Watchin' late shows with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope Largo will stay away now
I feel good and yet I'm frantic
Sometimes she's tantric
Don't know if I can satisfy

D00d l00k I c'n make m4d films
Man, you don't make films
But it's l33t n g0tz a S4mur1
Gonna avoid attending her club
Gonna inflitrate and watch the hub
Just to be with her maybe we could be swinging on a porch swing
G0tz to get outta tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make you think the wrong thing


How can I help it if I lose my nerve when you're mad
Trying hard just to cope when I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who will miss his own funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
Another hard drive! I'm t4kin 0ff my sh1r7!

It's been one week since you made that throw
Dropped your pot on my face
said "arigatto."
Five days since I played with you and said
"You're playing now just like I knew you could really do"

Three days since the living room
We realized we're both t3h suck,
but what could we do?
Yesterday J00 just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Megatokyo, we nazi nani

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/barenakedladies/oneweek.html The original lyrics.

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