Break Your Arm

Break your Arm

Asked a girl if her size D's were real,
Then I reached up to get a good feel,
She said "Fanboy, you're gonna catch hell,
"If you don't keep your hands to yourself!"

Fanboy I will break your arm,
Assault you with intent to harm,
Fanboy I will break your arm,
And fanboy, I'll hurt you.

I told the girl that I had a cool thing,
She could see it at my flat after drinks,
She said "Fanboy, this beer is my treat,
"But that's as close as you get to me."

Fanboy I will break your arm,
Assault you with intent to harm,
Fanboy I will break your arm,
And fanboy, I'll hurt you.

Beat beat yeah beat beat you!

Fanboy I will break your arm,
Assault you with intent to harm,
Fanboy I will break your arm,
And fanboy, I'll hurt you.

I told the girl that my mad skillz were l33t,
And that I'd make her systems scream,
She said "Fanboy, I've got something to say,
"Prepare yourself for ultimate pain!"

Fanboy I will break your arm,
Assault you with intent to harm,
Fanboy I will break your arm,
And fanboy, I'll hurt you.

Beat beat yeah beat beat you...

apologies to Lennon and McCartney
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Drive My Car
The Beatles

Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said, baby can't you see?
I wanna be famous, a star of the screen
But you can do something in between

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl that my prospects were good
And she said, baby it's understood
Working for peanuts is all very fine
But I can show you a better time

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep mm beep beep yeah

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

I told that girl I could start right away
And she said, listen babe I've got something to say
I've got no car and it's breaking my heart
But I've found a driver and that's a start

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I'm gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep mm beep beep yeah...