So I was wondering what Kimi was thinking right now.

And I figured, maybe something like this.

{music video for original song for reference: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wR6H-LfKOpk But it's very 80s, so watch at your own risk.}


FANBOY HORDE (filk of SUPER TROUPER, by ABBA)

(Fanboy Zombie horde is gonna stalk me,
But I won't feel blue,
Like I always do,
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you.)

I was with Sayuri on the stage
When they asked me about our love link.
It's so strange how quickly you engage
All my feelings so that I can't think
(All my feelings so that I can't think) –

So of course I asked them please to have you come in,
(Asked them please to have you come in)
And then they brought you on a cart
(Then they brought you on a cart).
Though I'm blushing, can you understand the feelings in my heart?

Know that the Fanboy Zombie horde will never rock me,
Feeling so kawaai
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
No more will I cry:
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
I'll give this project my best try.

Know that the Fanboy Zombie horde is gonna stalk me,
But I won't feel blue,
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
Like I always do,
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you.

Facing twenty thousand otaku,
I could feel my life getting creepy.
Though I'm voicing Kotone for you,
It was difficult to not get weepy.
(Yes, could feel myself getting weepy…)
But ever since I covered your lap in coffee,
(Covered lap in coffee)
And you gave me that railcard
(So I could get to my audition),
I knew with you involved
That nothing ever after would be hard…

Know that the Fanboy Zombie horde will never rock me,
Feeling so kawaai
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
No more will I cry:
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
I'll give this project my best try.

Know that the Fanboy Zombie horde is gonna stalk me,
But I won't feel blue,
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
Like I always do,
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you.

So see me blush
When you arrive –
(So nice for me to see your friend is still alive)
Oh, Piro, come down from the cart,
And hold me tight –
Let's give my fans a lot to say tonight!

Know that the Fanboy Zombie horde will never rock me,
Feeling so kawaai
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
No more will I cry:
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
I'll give this project my best try.

Know that the Fanboy Zombie horde is gonna stalk me,
But I won't feel blue,
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
Like I always do,
(Fanboy horde, fanboy horde)
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you.
Personally I thought that Kimiko would be a Celine Dion girl. Here is my attempt at her slow slide into madness . . .

Every hour on this stage
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you are near.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to my show in fear.

Near, far, wherever you are
I know that my army can find you.
Once more, you're outside the door
The crowds keep us apart
And my speech will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I held you
Still I don't deserve you - or love.

Hope and my dreams fade away
But my fans pray the game does go on
Held high you aren't going to die
Though you might wish you could
And my blush will go on and on

You're here, now there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my dream can go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are here in my heart
And my game will go on and on

[Edit: Video can be found here if you have forgotten or never heard the tune:My Heart Will Go On ]

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