Special Agent Ham

Special Agent Ham

There's a ham who lives a life of danger
A hamster conscience--can you get much stranger?
He's not overly large, and given his new charge
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow . . .

Special Agent Ham, Special Agent Ham
They've given you strap-on wings, and they've taken 'way your game

And use that pretty face with that sharp mind
A pretty face can some influence find
Oh, and never turn away
Whatever the charters say
Else your friends won't live to see tomrrow . . .

Special Agent Ham, Special Agent Ham
They've given you strap-on wings, and they've taken 'way your game

Special Agent Ham, Special Agent Ham
They've given you strap-on wings, and they've taken 'way your game

Sitting on a high school head desk one day
And then standing in an arcade alley next day
Oh, no, you can't convey your speak
With more than just a squ33k
Odds are he won't understand tomorrow . . .

Special Agent Ham, Special Agent Ham
They've given you strap-on wings, and they've taken 'way your game

Special Agent Ham . . .


<hr/>Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers

There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

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Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name

Secret agent man