>And so I think it would be best
to turn my thought to Erika's chest -
. . .
Some say "softer is best,"
But some prefer heft,
While others, all the rest,
Just say (in French) naturesse
("natural," with much linguistic finesse),
But nature we cannot test,
Not without great personal risk
Which leaves us quite a mess
So we dare not try it, unless
We first chug ourself a jug of slivovetz.
Let us be safe, and admire Junko's hands...