Brigid's fanart, "
Drunken Robot" brought this old sea chanty to mind and I thought I'd see what I could do to apply it to the situation of a drunken Ping. For reference, my version is followed by the original. I tried to keep the same rhyming scheme as the original. And yes, I know, some lines don't have the right number of syllables but that's why God made notes of varying duration. I've sung it and it comes out pretty well.
What Do You Do With a Drunken Robot?
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus:
Worse than a computer virus
Worse than a computer virus
Worse than a computer virus
Earl-eye in the morning
Melt her circuits with a laser,
Melt her circuits with a laser,
Melt her circuits with a laser,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Make her l33t and overclock her,
Make her l33t and overclock her,
Make her l33t and overclock her,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
She's so drunk her gears are draggin',
She's so drunk her gears are draggin',
She's so drunk her gears are draggin',
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Keep rebooting 'til she's sober,
Keep rebooting 'til she's sober,
Keep rebooting 'til she's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
What do you do with a drunken robot,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What Do you Do With a Drunken Sailor? (original)
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Chorus
