This is a quicky, but I don't think it's too bad. Dedicated to shadowrider, Brigid, and self-proclaimed geeky girls everywhere, with apologies to Hank Williams Jr.

Nerdy Women
To the tune of "Texas Women"

I've got some fond memories of old Otacons
(Except a few traps and then some lolicon)
And the best lookin women that I've ever seen
Have all been to /azu/* and all quotin' memes

I'm a Southern filker not a lyric filcher
And I don't feed trolls but I have flamed some men
Singin' "Chocolate Rain"**
Trust in God and Lain
And I live to love nerdy wo~omen

I thought I'd seen beauty in reruns of Baywatch
'Til I saw some scans of Sunshine sketches***
Spent virtual nights up in Vana'diel****
But they weren't nothin' like in the Kingdom of Zeal

I'm a Southern filker not a lyric filcher
And I don't feed trolls but I have flamed some men
Singin' "Chocolate Rain"
Trust in God and Lain
And I live to love nerdy wo~omen

I'm a pretty fair judge of the opposite sex
Though I ain't got courage to talk to em' yet
They may like Negima! or maybe Furuba*****
But one thing about it they all love Yotsuba

I'm a Southern filker not a lyric filcher
And I don't feed trolls but I have flamed some men
Singin' "Chocolate Rain"
Trust in God and Lain
And I live to love nerdy wo~omen

I'm a Chobits fan not a sporty man
And my skillz are l33t and so is my box
And they make it whirr with those long Stargate talks and I love em all
Nerdy wo~omen!

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*/azu/ is an imageboard on the (sometimes nsfw) iiChan network devoted to the work of Kiyohiko Azuma
**"Chocolate Rain" is a Youtube video that became a meme
***Reference to the comic and anime Sunshine Sketch, aka Hidamari Sketch
****Vana'diel is the setting of Final Fantasy XI, the Kingdom of Zeal is a location in Chrono Trigger
*****"Furuba" is short for Fruits Basket

What's sad is that I probably could've annotated this even more.

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