To read Chapter 1Chapter 2 The Darkly Cute
1 I am a rose of Tokyo, a lily of the alleys.1337 M4st3r
2 Like a lily among thorns is my Darkly Cute 1!!111!!!11!! among the chixxors.The Darkly Cute
3 Like a spartan among the flood of Halo is my M4st3r among the g4m3rz. I delight to camp in his kill zone, and his frags are sweet to my taste.
4 He has taken me to Westfall, and his levels over me are sweet.
5 Strengthen me with buffs, level me with loot, for I am aggroed by your love.
6 His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me.
7 Schoolgirls of Shinjuku, I charge you by the elites and by the grunts of the Covenant: Do not arouse or awaken 1337ness until it so desires.
8 Listen! My 1337 M4st3r! Look! Here he comes, grenade jumping across the map, bounding over the traps.
9 1337 M4st3r is like a spartan or a tank. Look! There he stands behind our wall, sniping through the windows, fragging through the lattice.
10 1337 M4st3r spoke and said to me, "Respawn, my Darkly Cute 1!!11!!!11!, my loligoth, and quest with me.
11 See! The Instance is past; the lag is over and gone.
12 Loot appear on the earth; the season of leveling has come, the flash of experience is seen on our server.
13 The grinding forms up early levels; the respawning horde spread their loot. Respawn, come, my PKer; my Darkly Cute 1!1!!!111!1!, quest with me."1337 M4st3r
14 My PKer in teh 1337 sniper 0verw4tch, in the hiding places on the map, show me your frags, let me hear your trash talk; for your killz are sweet, and your skillz are mad.
15 Headshot for us the grunts, the little grunts that spawn in the Halo, our halo that is sw33t.The Darkly Cute
16 My M4st3r is mine and I am his; he quests among the 1337.
17 Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, turn, 1337 M4st3r, and be like a Spartan or like a tank on the server.