Types: Filk, Miho, Parody, Humor
Song of Shinjuku

Chapter 1

The Darkly Cute

1 Sareth's Song of Shinjuku.
2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth--for Largo's love is more delightful than pie.
3 Pleasing is the fragrance of your cheap cologne; your name is like cologne poured out. No wonder the schoolgirls love you!
4 Take me away with you--let us hurry! Let the 1337 M4st3r bring me into his one room apartment.

The Class

We rejoice and delight in you; we will praise your love more than pie. How right they are to game with you!

The Darkly Cute

5 Darkly Cute am I, yet lovely, O daughters of Shinjuku, dark like the lights of the Cave of Evil, like the night life of Shinjuku.
6 Do not stare at me because I am Darkly Cute, because I am darkened by the night. My mother's sons were angry with me and made me take care of the servers; my own server I have neglected.
7 Tell me, you whom I love, where you pwnz your frags and where you camp your spawn points. Why should I be like a newb beside the frags of your friends?

The Class

8 If you do not know, most 1337 of women, camp the respawn points of n00bs and make your frags by teh enemy base.

1337 M4st3r

9 I liken you, my darling, to Seamus when she took off her armor.
10 Your hair is beautiful with ribbons, your neck with black choker.
11 We will make you earrings of gold, designed like skullz.

The Darkly Cute

12 While the 1337 M4st3r was at his game console, my hacking took over his character.
13 My M4st3r is to me a corset of black pressing tightly my breasts.

1337 M4st3r

14 My D4rkly Cute 1!!11!!!!!111! is to me a beowulf cluster from the 13373st fata1ity hardware.
15 How 1337 you are, my PKer! Oh, how sw33t! Your eyes are LEDs.

The Darkly Cute

16 How handsome you are, my M4st3r! Oh, how skilled! And our bed is verdant.

1337 M4st3r
17 The wireless signal of our house is strong; our downloads are fast.
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Chapter 2

The Darkly Cute

1 I am a rose of Tokyo, a lily of the alleys.

1337 M4st3r

2 Like a lily among thorns is my Darkly Cute 1!!111!!!11!! among the chixxors.

The Darkly Cute

3 Like a spartan among the flood of Halo is my M4st3r among the g4m3rz. I delight to camp in his kill zone, and his frags are sweet to my taste.
4 He has taken me to Westfall, and his levels over me are sweet.
5 Strengthen me with buffs, level me with loot, for I am aggroed by your love.
6 His left arm is under my head, and his right arm embraces me.
7 Schoolgirls of Shinjuku, I charge you by the elites and by the grunts of the Covenant: Do not arouse or awaken 1337ness until it so desires.
8 Listen! My 1337 M4st3r! Look! Here he comes, grenade jumping across the map, bounding over the traps.
9 1337 M4st3r is like a spartan or a tank. Look! There he stands behind our wall, sniping through the windows, fragging through the lattice.
10 1337 M4st3r spoke and said to me, "Respawn, my Darkly Cute 1!!11!!!11!, my loligoth, and quest with me.
11 See! The Instance is past; the lag is over and gone.
12 Loot appear on the earth; the season of leveling has come, the flash of experience is seen on our server.
13 The grinding forms up early levels; the respawning horde spread their loot. Respawn, come, my PKer; my Darkly Cute 1!1!!!111!1!, quest with me."

1337 M4st3r

14 My PKer in teh 1337 sniper 0verw4tch, in the hiding places on the map, show me your frags, let me hear your trash talk; for your killz are sweet, and your skillz are mad.
15 Headshot for us the grunts, the little grunts that spawn in the Halo, our halo that is sw33t.

The Darkly Cute

16 My M4st3r is mine and I am his; he quests among the 1337.
17 Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, turn, 1337 M4st3r, and be like a Spartan or like a tank on the server.

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