While I'm at it, here's a somewhat off-topic quicky, with apologies to the Rolling Stones.

Get On-topic!
To the tune of "Gimme Shelter"

Oh a mod is threat'ning my derailed thread today
If I don't get on-topic
Oh yeah, it's gettin' locked away

Spam, trollbait, it's just a post away, it's just a post away
Spam, trollbait, it's just a script away, it's just a script away

Oh see the flames ignitin' our hijacked threads today
Burns like a dinner party, muffins stoled away

Spam, trollbait, it's just a post away, it's just a post away
Spam, trollbait, it's just a crack away, it's just a crack away

Flames! Tempbans! They're just a click away, they're just a click away
Flames! Permbans, yeah! They're just a script away, they're just a script away
Flames! Permbans yeah! They're just a script away, they're just a script away, ye~ah

Mm, the n00bs is threat'ning my latest thread today
Get on, get on-topic or it's gettin' locked away

Spam, trollbait, it's just a post away, it's just a post away
It's just a click away, it's just a click away, it's just a click away

I tell yeh, l337, fanworks, it's just a sketch away, it's just a post away
It's just a filk away, it's just a post away
It's just a script away, post away, post away, post away

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