Do not weep, maiden, for fame is kind.
Because your fanboys drew skanky doujins on the 'net
And their photography makes /b/tards blush,
Do not weep.
Fame is kind.

'Moar!' Shout the fans of the singing girls,
Strange rewards are giv'n those with win
From boards where ecchi pictures lie.
The undemanding girlies glow before them.
Great is the Fanboy-King, great, and his kingdom -
A board where the snowy sad-girls cry.


Do not weep, dear, for fame is kind.
Because your roommate stumbled from the lighted pillar,
Towered over (and lost) friends, fans, and love,
Do not weep.
Fame is kind.

Swift muffin-cart from the upper deck
Crashed into fans so probing and pale
From boards where ecchi pictures lie.
Heroine to them, to defend them so,
Make plain to all the dignity of fanboys,
And a board where the snowy sad-girls cry.


Seiyuu whose tears shine bright as the starlight
On the high-res. splendid pics of her pantsu,
Do not weep.
Fame is kind.

(Apologies to Stephen Crane)

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