Well, what can I say? It's Friday, I have all the KareKano episodes to watch, and there's beer in the fridge.

KareKano Delivery Poem based on "Jabberwocky"

`Twas Friday, and the articles
Did pile and fester in my cube:
All flimsy were their reasonings,
They must think me a rube.

"Beware Japanimation, kiddo!
The girls kawaii, the eyes so huge!
Beware those shoujo plots, and know,
In them, you can't take refuge!"

I took my hard-earned cash in hand:
All day some rental tapes I sought --
I rested on the playground's sand,
And sat awhile in thought.

And, then in anxious haste I stood:
The Postal Guy, in shorts of blue,
Came driving through my neighbourhood,
Mumbled: "Package for you!"

Each KareKano episode's been shipped--
A honking mailer in his pack!
I left him there, and thus equipped,
I went triumphant back.

"And what the hell have you bought now?"
My skeptic Spouse is overheard.
"O frabjous day! Go fetch some chow!"
I shouted undeterred.

`Twas Friday, and the articles
Still pile and fester in my cube:
But I'm at home, a pint in hand,
With KareKano on the tube.

(apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Gads... I hate you people. Here I thought I might not have to do this, but then you go and start a Lewis Carrol thread! Well, dammit, I guess I've no choice then...

(this is rather rough, it should be longer)

Bioware Masterpiece Theatre presents:
featuring the Megatokyo players
(with apologies to Lewis Carrol)

"Just the place for Zombies" the l33t One cried,
As Piro played Princess Maker 2;
"Leave me out of your fantasies" he replied.
"Just the place for Zombies, I'm telling you."

"Just the place for Zombies, I said it before,
What I tell you three times is true."
"What's going on?" asked Erika who walked in the door.
"Largo's crazy" said Piro, "But that's nothing new."

"I'm going hunting" shouted Largo, and then he was gone.
"I'd better follow him" Piro resigned.
"This should be interesting" Erika says, "Nanasawa, come on."
And they followed close behind.

Largo was prepared with a case of b33r;
He was armed with crossbow and gun;
He had his Cool Thing, for all to ph33r;
And an ammo belt that weighed a ton.

"Look, there's Largo shouting!" then Piro said,
"Should we follow him? I'm afraid to look
It seems that, as usual, he's lost his head,
And why is he holding that book?"

They gazed unbelieving, while Erika exclaimed
"Look, he's gone into that club!"
Then to their ears came Largo's voice, quite pained
"They're all Zo-" and then he was snubbed.

They stood silent on that Tokyo street
And to Kimiko's eye came a tear.
Largo, the L33t-one, had finally been beat --
The ravers were too stoned to feel ph33r.

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