Once again, proof that I have no shame. Spurred by a horrible recollection of the hook, a friend's drunken tales of finding the used panty machines in Akihabara, and, well, the popular opinion of dear Meimi Sonoda, I give you a new low of filking.

Play fast and loose with the rhythms, I'm writing this at work where I can't find a copy of the song to check against.

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Yuki's Mom
Sung by Kobayashi-kun
Background vocals by Asako & Mami
(Really, Fountains of Wayne gets no apologies here.)

(Background girls 4x) Yuki's mom has got it goin' on!

Yuki, my best friend saw a vending machine (Vending machine!)
I could not believe what he said he had seen (Said he had seen!)
Not just that it sold ladies' used underwear, (Used underwear!)
But on further inspection, your mother's was there. (Mother's was there!)

I've been turned down by those school girls too many times.
Man, forget the uniforms, I'll take her smile lines!

[Chorus:]
Yuki's mom has got it going on,
And if I'm right, she wears a size 3 thong.
Yuki's really sweet, but she's far too young for me.
The feeling's way too strong, I'm going after Yuki's mom.

(Backup girls 2x) Yuki's mom has got it going on.

Yuki, could you please tell me if I'm right?
Just check the tags in her dresser one night?
I would love to deny that these panties are hers.
I want to forget, because it's all so absurd.

Put the bat away, leave your Zilla in his cage.
I can't be with her for two more weeks 'cause I'm underaged!

[Chorus 1x, then]
Yuki's mom has got it going on,
She's like fine wine, she's been aging for too long.
Yuki's fancy-free, I want maturity!
I won't be crippled long, I'm going after Yuki's mom.
Oh, I think you'd have to do worse than this to get banned. Then again, I've seen people get banned for much less. If THAT happened, you and I'd go down together, fightin' the man while being all awesome like, uh, like Judas Priest!

There we were, nobody filking
Nothing but fanart
Gallagher, he never updates
So this board just falls apart
Feel as though nobody cares for well-crafted verse
So I might as well begin
To troll some flaming from this hearse!

Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods

So much for the fanworks forum
No one tries to rhyme
I've seen every artist cast off
Like Dragon Warrior slime!
You don't know what fun's like
You don't have a clue
If you did you'd find yourselves
Trollin' the art board too!

Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods

Go write some frickin' verse!

Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods
Fightin' the mods, fightin' the mods...
I'm not sure what I'm being dared to do. I'm guessing it would be to make up stuff that sucks.

So, here's this.

Yuki has a mom
Who has got it going on
She's got that tight look
So cool it must be wrong
And Yuki's very sweet
And her age is fine you see
Having both mom and her in bed
Just feels oh so right to me


(wait for it......)


Jumping up and down on the bed
Pajamas and hot chocolate
Pillow fight at midnight
The slumber party's gonna rock it

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