The tune sorta popped into my head with this comic, so I just thought I'd let you guys know I was still alive. More or less.^^

What I Hate About You

Hey! Unh unh unh...(2x)

What I hate about you,
You act too nice.
Tell me that it didn't hurt,
Thinkin' that's gonna suffice, hunh...

Pour reassurances in my ear.
Parrot what you think I wanna hear;
Make me blue,
That's what I hate about you!

What I hate about you,
You really make me feel small,
When you say "Don't
"cry, I'm alright!"
Treat me like a porcelain doll, hunh...

Pat my head, tell me you didn't care,
Make me happy with a pink teddy bear,
Turn me blue,
That's what I hate about you! (3x)

Hey!

What I hate about you,
You hold yourself very cheap,
Lie about what's in your heart,
Only cuz I needed to weep.

Kick some bricks outta your little wall,
Tell me that it hurt when I made you fall,
Say you're blue,
'Cuz I don't wanna hate you!
'Cuz I don't wanna hate you!
'Cuz I don't wanna hate you!

(apologies to The Kinks)
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What I Like About You
The Kinks

Hey! Uh, uh, uh... (2x)

What I like about you,
You hold me tight.
Tell me I'm the only one
wanna come over tonight, yeah...

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I wanna hear
Cuz it's true
that's what I like about you

What I like about you,
You really know how to dance
When you go up,
down jump around
Talk about true romance, yeah...

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I wanna hear
Cuz it's true
that's what I like about you (3x)

HEY!

What I like about you,
You give me 1 out of 9.
Never wanna let you go
You know you make me feel alright

Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things I wanna hear
Cuz it's true
that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you
that's what I like about you
Good song, well sung! Have a haiku. . .

Tears and Violence
Often end with make-up sex
But not here I think!
I hate your indecision
I hate your hidden strength
I hate to love you so much that it hurts.

(certainly not haiku; more like hai~choo!)
Not as good as Shoka's, but I thought someone ought to do a response. ^_^

What I Hate About You

Hey! Uh, uh, uh... (2x)

What I hate about you,
You never explain why.
Maybe I can't understand,
But you never even try, yeah...

Keep on yelling things in my ear,
You're crying one moment then you sneer
At anything I do.
That's what I hate about you.

What I hate about you,
I really want to care.
But when I try
You slap me down,
It's a wonder that I even dare, hunh...

I've another girl whose sweet and kind,
But I can't get you off my mind,
You lousy shrew.
That's what I hate about you! (3x)

Hey!

What I hate about you,
You won't let anybody in.
I really do care for you,
Can't you let me try helping?

Explain to me why you're unhappy,
Together we can make it better you'll see.
Just us two,
'Cuz I don't wanna hate you!
'Cuz I don't wanna hate you!
'Cuz I don't wanna hate you!

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