Another take on a frequently filked song, and the third time this title has been used. So much for originality.

Mr. Piro-san
(after Mrs. Robinson)

And here's to you, Mr. Piro-san,
Miho loves you more than Kimiko,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Try not to freeze, Mr. Piro-san,
Harem plots can cause you vast dismay,
Hey, hey hey,
Hey, hey hey!

We'd like to throw a little fit about our idol's trials,
We'd like you to return to her yourself,
Look around you, all you see are such pathetic guys,
Troll about the clowns until they start to groan.

And here's to you, Mr. Piro-san,
Miho loves you more than Kimiko,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Try not to freeze, Mr. Piro-san,
Harem plots can cause you vast dismay,
Hey, hey hey,
Hey, hey hey!

Tried it in an on-line game that Miho used to know;
Could it be a fantasy of heart-aches?
Just a little end-game, she was not supposed to care,
After all she had to slide it down the skids.

Fu, fu, fu-fu, Mr. Piro-san,
Kimi loves you more than you can know,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Try not to freeze, Mr. Piro-san,
Harem plots can cause you vast dismay,
Hey, hey hey,
Hey, hey hey!

Sitting in a jail-cell until early Monday morn,
Listening to Dom lay out his case,
Cry about it, sigh about it, now you've got to choose,
It's enough to give a man the blues.

Where have you gone, Yoshitoshi, dude,
We pray for little angel's wings from you,
Woo, woo, woo,
What's that you say, Mr. Piro-san?
Abe-sensei's hair has all gone gray,
Hey, hey hey,
Hey, hey hey!

(Apologies to Simon and Garfunkel)

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