Types: Filk
(after, of course, the Beatle's "Hey Jude.")

H3y, d00d, don't look so sad;
take a bad plan, and make it better:
remember to stab her straight through the heart --
then you can start to make things l33ter.

H3y, d00d, don't have no ph33r;
you're logged on, now go and kill her.
The minute you scare her out of her skin --
then you begin to make things l33ter.

And everytime you play the game, h3y d00d, replace
the batteries in your game controller.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays a game
before he's made sure his keyboard's workin'.

H3y, d00d, don't let me down;
You have found her, now go and kill her:
remember to stab her straight through the heart --
then you can start to make things l33ter.

So stab it in and slide it out, h3y d00d, big grin,
You're waiting for Piroko to save you;
and don't you know that she's a fool, but d00d, she'll do,
the killer you need is on the boulder.

(Repeat first verse, insert gibberish: 'Sega-ga-ga/gah!-gah!-gah!...'; replace 'Jude-y' with 'Largo,' as appropriate; continue with 'Largo-oh-oh/oh!-oh!-oh!...', and then mix 'em up to keep things interesting.)

- _Quinn
Types: Filk, Miho, Largo, Humor
Yes! Very warped, dude...now, as I recall, the flip side of the single way back when was:

Revolution Abunai

Abunaiiiiiiiiiiii!!

You're gonna play some Mosh Revolution,
Well, you know,
We all wanna beat the girl.
You tell me you're a l33t institution,
Well, you know,
We all wanna beat that girl.
But when you talk about the undead hordes,
Don't you know that those are crazy words?

j0, j00 n0 w3'r3 g0nn4 p14ay 411 n16ht!
Abunai! abunai!

You say you're tops at 3rd person shootin',
Well, you know,
We'd all love to see you play.
She even gave you single yen tokens,
Well, you know,
We can't believe she'd pay!
But when you tell us she's the evil one,
All we can say dude is that we gotta run!

j0, j00 n0 w3'r3 g0nn4 p14ay 411 n16ht!
Abunai! abunai!

You say you're gonna bring retribution,
Well, you know,
We'd like to see you get ahead.
But you've left us all a little confusion,
Well, you know,
You're playin' with her friend instead.
And now that you've blown out the power grid,
We think that it's time we all ran and hid!

j0, j00 n0 w3'r3 g0nn4 p14ay 411 n16ht!
Abunai! abunai!
Abunai! abunai! abunai!
Abunai! abunai! abunai!
Abunai! abunai! abunai!

(apologies to Lennon & McCartney)

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The Beatles
Revolution


You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know,
We're doing what we can
But when you want money
for people with minds that hate
All I can tell is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
Ah

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be all right
all right, all right
all right, all right, all right
all right, all right, all right

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