Two filks of tunes from a great modern swing band!Black-ops Minivan(to the tune of Bad Businessman by Squirrel Nut Zippers)
There's a van going round in town
It's the black-ops minivan,
It's driver has a plan,
That plan is pretty rad.
With every hot James Bond trick,
And Dom's gonna take it on a trip,
It's got power,
But when it plows into the thick
Of zombie legion ranks
It'll get scratched!
Beware of what I tell:
Whenever Dom's driving well,
T'ain't no stopping him this side of hell,
Black-ops minivan.(apologies to James Mathus)