[!filk] I've basically nothing to write in this foreword. This filk is based on Moxy Fruvous' song, "My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors." Don't be insulted if you're not mentioned, it doesn't mean you have a life outside these forums ^_^, there's just not enough room. Plus, perhaps I don't know how to pronounce your nickname and therefore screwed up the rhyme/meter.[/!filk]

My Baby Loves to Surf the Ph0rums
With apologies to: Moxy Fruvous

Well, you should see my story reading, baby,
You should here the things that she says.
She says, "hon, drop dead, I'd rather go to bed
"With Mr. Gallagher Fred,
"Cuddle up with Asmodeus,
"Leave on the lights for Ed
"I've been flirting with Rodney Caston 'cause he's so l33tly mad."

I like to go out dancing.
My baby loves to surf the ph0rums.
My heart's so broke and bleeding,
Baby's just sitting there, speculating.

So I started watching anime, played my Kim Justice CD.
She said, "Turn it off or I'll call the cops and I'll throw my LCD"
All this arguing made me get dizzy, told my Doctor I'm might getting sick.
I said, "Doctor, hurry!" He said, "Don't worry, I'll be over when I finish this filk"

I like to go out dancing.
My baby loves to surf the ph0rums.
We can't fix our toaster,
'Cause we've been spending all our money on MT posters.

So I got myself on a street car, and it drove right into a hovel.
You know, the driver said, "I was looking straight ahead," but he was reading the graphic novel.
So my honey makes me look at her post count, it's 3 posts from 2K,
She says, "I've got to keep posting, and fix my avatar hosting, so stay the f*** out of my way!"

I like to go out dancing.
My baby loves to surf the ph0rums.
Lately we've had some friction,
'Cause my baby's hooked on tons of fan-fiction.

So we split and went to a chat room, some friend my girl said she knew.
But damn the devil, it's the Megatokyo channel, and the place looks like a 'Who is who.'

Now I'm a summoning master - thanks to AncestralHamster.
Who is writing haiku? - It's Caduceus-kun
Who wrote the filk? - would Quinn, Smurd and Shoka?
Who's fighting Draegos? It's NightWalker AK

Psieye started a trout fight, witty slaps all over the scene.
Dropped a 60-ton hammer, which hit raykremer. The MT forum guys are a scream!

I like to go out dancing.
My baby loves to surf the ph0rums.
We'll be together forever,
Posting and reading and --
Posting and reading and --
Posting and reading and --
Writing verses.

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