Me and Junpei Down by the School Yard

Miho the Evil strolled into class,
And she settled down at her desk,
I started to teach the many virtues of l33t,
And Boo demonstrated the rest.

It made the lesson sw33t,
It made the lesson sw33t,
What the hamster squ33ked,
It made the lesson sw33t.

Miho looked up, gave my ninja a hug,
Said, "He's just a big teddy-bear,"
Junpei looked shocked, and a little bit rocked,
Said, "She got strong finish move there!"

And we're on our guard,
We don't know what she's doing,
We're on our guard,
Gotta seal the Necrowombicon!
Look-out for Tohya, the Queen of the Zombies,
Fighting Boo, me and Junpei
Down by the school yard,
Fighting Boo, me and Junpei
Down by the school yard.

When Miho fell down, collapsed on the ground,
The ninja took her to the nurse,
And when the Sony goon Ed showed up near her bed
With a gun, Ping gave him her worst!

And we're on our guard,
We don't know what she's doing,
We're on our guard,
Gotta seal the Necrowombicon!
Look-out for Tohya, the Queen of the Zombies,
Fighting Boo, me and Junpei
Down by the school yard,
Fighting Boo, me and Junpei
Down by the school yard.

(apologies to Paul Simon)
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Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard
Paul Simon


The mama pajama rolled out a bed,
And she ran to the police station.
When the papa found out he began to shout,
And he started the investigation.

It's against the law,
It was against the law,
What the mama saw,
It was against the law.

The mama look down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned,
The papa said, "Oy, if I get that boy,
I'm gonna stick him the house of detention."

Well I'm on my way,
I don't know where I'm going,
I'm on my way,
I'm taking my time but I don't know where.
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona,
See you, me and Julio
Down by the school yard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the school yard

In a couple of days they come and take me away,
But the press let the story leak,
And when the radical priest come to get me released,
We was all on the cover of Newsweek.

And I'm on my way,
I don't know where I'm going,
I'm on my way,
I'm taking my time but I don't know where.
Goodbye to Rosie the queen of Corona,
See you, me and Julio
Down by the school yard
See you, me and Julio
Down by the school yard

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